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« on: August 05, 2010, 01:43:24 PM »

So Vedder, Chelios, Cusack and Pat Kane were at Stanley's this week. I've heard about all kinds of celebrities going there. Word is they've got a secret room downstairs they hang out in. I don't understand why this bar is so popular for these assholes. I remember back in '03 that all the Cubs players used to go there as well. I think that it was mainly because Alou had a condo right by there - but that doesn't really explain why the phenomenon continues.

Also, the one time I was there I saw Toni, the crazy, muscular bitch from FOX reality show Paradise Hotel. She scares me.

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 01:52:01 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 01:53:02 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 02:01:52 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.
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So I think we've reached the point where MLB teams have hired every last one of the big/innovative brains that the old BP produced, and now we're left with a bunch of navel-gazing 25 year old chuckleheads.

--some dead guy
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 02:08:38 PM »

So Vedder, Chelios, Cusack and Pat Kane were at Stanley's this week. I've heard about all kinds of celebrities going there. Word is they've got a secret room downstairs they hang out in. I don't understand why this bar is so popular for these assholes. I remember back in '03 that all the Cubs players used to go there as well. I think that it was mainly because Alou had a condo right by there - but that doesn't really explain why the phenomenon continues.

Also, the one time I was there I saw Toni, the crazy, muscular bitch from FOX reality show Paradise Hotel. She scares me.

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

I have also been in the basement and seen a drilldo while down there. 

They all go there b/c it's packed every single night with 22 year old blonde chicks that are hotter than two dicks.  They probably just pick out a handful and invite them down and drop the hammer. 
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 02:17:27 PM »

So Vedder, Chelios, Cusack and Pat Kane were at Stanley's this week. I've heard about all kinds of celebrities going there. Word is they've got a secret room downstairs they hang out in. I don't understand why this bar is so popular for these assholes. I remember back in '03 that all the Cubs players used to go there as well. I think that it was mainly because Alou had a condo right by there - but that doesn't really explain why the phenomenon continues.

Also, the one time I was there I saw Toni, the crazy, muscular bitch from FOX reality show Paradise Hotel. She scares me.

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

I have also been in the basement and seen a drilldo while down there. 

They all go there b/c it's packed every single night with 22 year old blonde chicks that are hotter than two dicks.  They probably just pick out a handful and invite them down and drop the hammer. 

One wonder if that's the way it was under the previous owner, Jim McMahon.

Nah.
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 02:27:11 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.

Strippers are human beings, douche.
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2010, 02:33:56 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.

Strippers are human beings, douche.

Not if they're Irish.
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 03:02:52 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.

Strippers are human beings, douche.

They're really not.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 03:04:12 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.

Strippers are human beings, douche.

They're really not.

And Gil should know.
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 03:09:47 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.

Strippers are human beings, douche.

Not if they're Irish.

Hopefully they're not Irish.
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2010, 04:10:41 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.

Strippers are human beings, douche.

Not if they're Irish.

Hopefully they're not Irish.

I see nothing wrong with a female version of Huey taking off her/his Trondies for a reasonable day's pay.
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 04:22:16 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Shut up you clodding mick, you're a cumguzzling dickheaded orange douche
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2010, 04:38:05 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.

Strippers are human beings, douche.

Not if they're Irish.

Hopefully they're not Irish.

I see nothing wrong with a female version of Huey taking off her/his Trondies for a reasonable day's pay.

I support her right to do what she has to to feed her litter of pot-licking micklets. In principle. (Lord knows it's better than having her on the parish dole and at the beck and call of her false prophet in Rome.)

But don't expect me to crack my stack of singles to financially support some heliophobic Hibernian trollop and her unruly Ronald McDonald muff. Maybe that sort of thing gets the peat-cutters' spud-pokers at attention back in Ye Olde Bogs, but, d'anam don diabhal, a man's gotta have some standards.
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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2010, 04:47:09 PM »

I digress - does anyone know anything about this secretive room? Does it exist? Is the bar owned by an athlete? Help.

For a buddy's bachelor party in 2000, I was in the basement at Stanleys, so I can verify that such a room does, in fact, exist.

Wasn't very secret though.

The stripper that threw on a strap-on and pegged you told us to keep it under wraps, though.

Strippers are human beings, douche.

Not if they're Irish.

Hopefully they're not Irish.

I see nothing wrong with a female version of Huey taking off her/his Trondies for a reasonable day's pay.

I support her right to do what she has to to feed her litter of pot-licking micklets. In principle. (Lord knows it's better than having her on the parish dole and at the beck and call of her false prophet in Rome.)

But don't expect me to crack my stack of singles to financially support some heliophobic Hibernian trollop and her unruly Ronald McDonald muff. Maybe that sort of thing gets the peat-cutters' spud-pokers at attention back in Ye Olde Bogs, but, d'anam don diabhal, a man's gotta have some standards.

You made Eamon de Valera cry.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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