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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #210 on: March 22, 2011, 07:38:57 AM »
DPD. But is there anyone here who actually likes Canadian Whiskey? I demand that they step forward and defend this watered down moose piss and present themselves for a public shaming. I've been oiling the pillory for just such an occasion.

Crown Royal is good. What the fuck is wrong with you, you jingoistic dope?

Crown Royal is swill. I feel that it lacks any sort of boldness or flavor that one would associate with whiskey. It is, I agree, the best that they can offer, but I'd never ask for it.

I remembered the existence of Pendleton. I do not condemn the nation's entire offering, I suppose. But I firmly dislike the majority of their soft, smooth whiskeys. Anything that tastes best while mixed with a refreshing glass of Tab is not a whiskey.

You're quite right, of course.  If it's Canadian, it's not a whiskey, it's a whisky.

I don't hate Canadian Club, by the way, even if I wouldn't drink it as it comes.  On ice, it's fine.  As cooking whiskies go, I've had far worse - Cutty Sark, and Johnnie Walker Red, for starters.  Quite how they sell so much of that pish is beyond me.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #211 on: March 22, 2011, 09:03:14 AM »
DPD. But is there anyone here who actually likes Canadian Whiskey? I demand that they step forward and defend this watered down moose piss and present themselves for a public shaming. I've been oiling the pillory for just such an occasion.

Crown Royal is good. What the fuck is wrong with you, you jingoistic dope?

Crown Royal is swill. I feel that it lacks any sort of boldness or flavor that one would associate with whiskey. It is, I agree, the best that they can offer, but I'd never ask for it.

I remembered the existence of Pendleton. I do not condemn the nation's entire offering, I suppose. But I firmly dislike the majority of their soft, smooth whiskeys. Anything that tastes best while mixed with a refreshing glass of Tab is not a whiskey.

You're quite right, of course.  If it's Canadian, it's not a whiskey, it's a whisky.

I don't hate Canadian Club, by the way, even if I wouldn't drink it as it comes.  On ice, it's fine.  As cooking whiskies go, I've had far worse - Cutty Sark, and Johnnie Walker Red, for starters.  Quite how they sell so much of that pish is beyond me.

Cutty Sark is abominable.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #212 on: March 22, 2011, 11:13:13 AM »
DPD. But is there anyone here who actually likes Canadian Whiskey? I demand that they step forward and defend this watered down moose piss and present themselves for a public shaming. I've been oiling the pillory for just such an occasion.

Crown Royal is good. What the fuck is wrong with you, you jingoistic dope?

Crown Royal is swill. I feel that it lacks any sort of boldness or flavor that one would associate with whiskey. It is, I agree, the best that they can offer, but I'd never ask for it.

I remembered the existence of Pendleton. I do not condemn the nation's entire offering, I suppose. But I firmly dislike the majority of their soft, smooth whiskeys. Anything that tastes best while mixed with a refreshing glass of Tab is not a whiskey.

You're quite right, of course.  If it's Canadian, it's not a whiskey, it's a whisky.

I don't hate Canadian Club, by the way, even if I wouldn't drink it as it comes.  On ice, it's fine.  As cooking whiskies go, I've had far worse - Cutty Sark, and Johnnie Walker Red, for starters.  Quite how they sell so much of that pish is beyond me.

Cutty Sark is abominable.

It's worse than Cade McNown.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #213 on: March 22, 2011, 03:41:14 PM »
DPD. But is there anyone here who actually likes Canadian Whiskey? I demand that they step forward and defend this watered down moose piss and present themselves for a public shaming. I've been oiling the pillory for just such an occasion.

Crown Royal is good. What the fuck is wrong with you, you jingoistic dope?

Crown Royal is swill. I feel that it lacks any sort of boldness or flavor that one would associate with whiskey. It is, I agree, the best that they can offer, but I'd never ask for it.

I remembered the existence of Pendleton. I do not condemn the nation's entire offering, I suppose. But I firmly dislike the majority of their soft, smooth whiskeys. Anything that tastes best while mixed with a refreshing glass of Tab is not a whiskey.

You're quite right, of course.  If it's Canadian, it's not a whiskey, it's a whisky.

I don't hate Canadian Club, by the way, even if I wouldn't drink it as it comes.  On ice, it's fine.  As cooking whiskies go, I've had far worse - Cutty Sark, and Johnnie Walker Red, for starters.  Quite how they sell so much of that pish is beyond me.

Cutty Sark is abominable.

It's worse than Cade McNown.

Easy there, chief. Let's not go overboard. Anything that can bring me the euphoria of the drunkenness that I use to Forget Cade McNown, however bitter and painful the process may be, is undoubtedly better than Cade himself.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #214 on: March 28, 2011, 03:41:07 PM »
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #215 on: March 28, 2011, 05:08:21 PM »

My couch folds out...

Cause nothing says 'fine liquor' like 'made at a former auto-body shop'
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #216 on: September 30, 2011, 11:13:18 AM »
Next Friday, 10/7/11.

Galway Bay.

Malort.

7:00

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #217 on: September 30, 2011, 11:53:50 AM »
Next Friday, 10/7/11.

Galway Bay.

Malort.

7:00

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #218 on: October 02, 2011, 06:24:29 PM »
Next Friday, 10/7/11.

Galway Bay.

Malort.

7:00

Hockey.

Stuff your wife won't mind.

Updated.



Well, I'm still drumming at the burlesque house, so I can't make it. No Malort on the rocks for me.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #219 on: October 02, 2011, 11:12:17 PM »
Next Friday, 10/7/11.

Galway Bay.

Malort.

7:00

Hockey.

Stuff your wife won't mind.

Updated.



Well, I'm still drumming at the burlesque house, so I can't make it. No Malort on the rocks for me.

I know that's not a euphemism, but it should be.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #220 on: October 12, 2011, 01:34:45 PM »
DPD.

Macallan is hosting tastings in Union Station, 10/18-10/21.

Register here.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #221 on: August 30, 2012, 11:17:58 AM »
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #222 on: August 31, 2012, 03:11:28 AM »
I just got a taste of Few Spirits' white whiskey and gin for the first time tonight.

I gotta say... I don't get it.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #223 on: August 31, 2012, 12:04:51 PM »
I just got a taste of Few Spirits' white whiskey and gin for the first time tonight.

I gotta say... I don't get it.

Civic pride, man.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #224 on: August 31, 2012, 01:19:59 PM »
I just got a taste of Few Spirits' white whiskey and gin for the first time tonight.

I gotta say... I don't get it.

Civic pride, man.

Civic pride at $60 a quart.
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