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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 12:42:53 PM »
That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 12:44:48 PM »
That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2010, 12:47:06 PM »
That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

I made a bed under my desk.  17th floor rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2010, 12:49:48 PM »
That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

I made a bed under my desk.  17th floor rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kinda want to move there. I think there's some gigantess with massive K-nockers up there.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2010, 01:07:40 PM »
That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

I made a bed under my desk.  17th floor rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kinda want to move there. I think there's some gigantess with massive K-nockers up there.

It's a constant parade of 22 year old newbie knockers.

You should come up and visit.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2010, 01:09:33 PM »
That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

I made a bed under my desk.  17th floor rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kinda want to move there. I think there's some gigantess with massive K-nockers up there.

It's a constant parade of 22 year old newbie knockers.

You should come up and visit.

If by visit you mean smack the cubicles with my red rocket, I'm down.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2010, 01:11:09 PM »
Did the one in Aurora open yet?  I heard people were camping out.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2010, 01:12:45 PM »
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/chick-fil-a-coming-to-water-tower-place-in-spring.html

WHOA


Are there no Chick-fila-a's in the Chicago area?  I know they're spotty around the country.

Anyway, it's just a chicken sandwich.  But it has an unidentified ingredient in it that is both delicious and addictive (possibilities: fat). Be warned.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2010, 01:17:11 PM »
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/chick-fil-a-coming-to-water-tower-place-in-spring.html

WHOA


Are there no Chick-fila-a's in the Chicago area?  I know they're spotty around the country.

Anyway, it's just a chicken sandwich.  But it has an unidentified ingredient in it that is both delicious and addictive (possibilities: fat). Be warned.
I think it's butter.

And of course, the two crucial pickles.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2010, 01:28:46 PM »
Chik-Fil-A is the Mercedes of fast food.

Not the big Black or Latina chick, the really nice car.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2010, 04:52:05 PM »
You don't have Chik-Fil-A? You poor things...

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2010, 06:41:02 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2010, 07:47:23 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2010, 08:20:06 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.
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