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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2010, 10:07:39 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea.  So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2010, 12:34:21 AM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea.  So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2010, 05:40:46 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea.  So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2010, 05:58:00 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea.  So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

Who is Sweet Tea?  Why do you keep capitalizing it?  Sweet Dee's long-lost brother?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2010, 07:55:09 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea.  So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

Who is Sweet Tea?  Why do you keep capitalizing it?  Sweet Dee's long-lost brother?

I was wondering the same thing.  You pointing it out is hilarious to me.  Really. 

Maybe Pen was molested by this Sweet Tea fellow.  If that's the case, then I totally understand his hatred toward him.  HOWEVAH, here in the South, ain't all Sweet Tea's created equal.  Some of 'em's good, some of 'em's bad.  Some of 'em'll give ya the shirt off they's back.  Some of 'em'll stick they pecker in yer butt if y'ain't payin' 'tention.  Be careful down here, y'all.  Them bad Sweet Tea's are an awful lot.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2010, 08:04:50 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea.  So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

Who is Sweet Tea?  Why do you keep capitalizing it?  Sweet Dee's long-lost brother?

I was wondering the same thing.  You pointing it out is hilarious to me.  Really.  

Maybe Pen was molested by this Sweet Tea fellow.  If that's the case, then I totally understand his hatred toward him.  HOWEVAH, here in the South, ain't all Sweet Tea's created equal.  Some of 'em's good, some of 'em's bad.  Some of 'em'll give ya the shirt off they's back.  Some of 'em'll stick they pecker in yer butt if y'ain't payin' 'tention.  Be careful down here, y'all.  Them bad Sweet Tea's are an awful lot.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2010, 09:01:18 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea.  So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

Who is Sweet Tea?  Why do you keep capitalizing it?  Sweet Dee's long-lost brother?

I was wondering the same thing.  You pointing it out is hilarious to me.  Really. 

Maybe Pen was molested by this Sweet Tea fellow.  If that's the case, then I totally understand his hatred toward him.  HOWEVAH, here in the South, ain't all Sweet Tea's created equal.  Some of 'em's good, some of 'em's bad.  Some of 'em'll give ya the shirt off they's back.  Some of 'em'll stick they pecker in yer butt if y'ain't payin' 'tention.  Be careful down here, y'all.  Them bad Sweet Tea's are an awful lot.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2010, 09:15:31 PM »
I thought sweet tea was only used to trap child predators.


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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2010, 11:44:14 PM »
I thought sweet tea was only used to trap child predators.



Can I just have seat where I want to have seat?  I like my back to the wall in case bad Sweet Tea shows up.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2010, 11:20:59 PM »
I don't get it. Chick-Fil-A? Really? I guess I like it but... splooge? No.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2010, 11:30:48 PM »
First of all, holy shit is PenFoe an idiot. 

Second of all, they are currently constructing a Chick-fil-a about 2 miles from my house in Wheaton.

Third of all, the secret ingredient is MSG.

Finally, I spell it Seet Twea.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2010, 12:44:55 AM »
First of all, holy shit is PenFoe an idiot. 

Second of all, they are currently constructing a Chick-fil-a about 2 miles from my house in Wheaton.

Third of all, the secret ingredient is MSG.

Finally, I spell it Seet Twea.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2010, 11:28:49 PM »
DPD.  I had the misfortune of traveling through a French-named Hoosier crapville with even crappier collegiate sports clubs, but I saw a Chick-fil-a so I stopped.  Had a huge sweet tea too.  Suck it, Pen.
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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2010, 05:33:17 AM »
DPD.  I had the misfortune of traveling through a French-named Hoosier crapville with even crappier collegiate sports clubs, but I saw a Chick-fil-a so I stopped.  Had a huge sweet tea too.  Suck it, Pen.

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Re: Chick-fil-a
« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2010, 07:28:51 AM »
DPD.  I had the misfortune of traveling through a French-named Hoosier crapville with even crappier collegiate sports clubs, but I saw a Chick-fil-a so I stopped.  Had a huge sweet tea too.  Suck it, Pen.

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