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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2011, 02:47:50 PM »
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

Not only are these people real, but they are asking for their mail.  That's all anyone is talking about up there!

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2011, 05:20:07 PM »
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

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Or Cheryl.  Or whatever.
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 12:23:41 AM »
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2011, 12:26:28 AM »
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2011, 03:30:03 AM »
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

His mother in law is Blythe Danner.
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2011, 09:59:34 AM »
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 10:29:57 AM »
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2011, 11:18:35 AM »
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2011, 12:30:34 PM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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