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Clarke's
« on: May 07, 2011, 10:19:59 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.
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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2011, 11:17:10 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2011, 08:50:02 AM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.
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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 10:22:01 AM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

Burger King, you say?  *adds it to list*
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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2011, 10:46:02 AM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

Burger King, you say?  *adds it to list*

While you're at it, there's a Corner Bakery downtown and a Chipotle at Belmont and Sheffield.

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2011, 11:02:54 AM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

Burger King, you say?  *adds it to list*

While you're at it, there's a Corner Bakery downtown and a Chipotle at Belmont and Sheffield.

But eat light, you don't want to spoil your dinner at planet hollywood. Followed by a night of dancing at Excalibur.

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2011, 11:27:05 AM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

Burger King, you say?  *adds it to list*

While you're at it, there's a Corner Bakery downtown and a Chipotle at Belmont and Sheffield.

But eat light, you don't want to spoil your dinner at planet hollywood. Followed by a night of dancing at Excalibur.

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2011, 12:04:10 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.  However, I ate the Clarkes' at Belmont and Sheffield when it was called The Melrose back in 1999 and it was awful sauce mixed in a blender with failure and horrible-tasting breakfast sausage so there's that. 
So I think we've reached the point where MLB teams have hired every last one of the big/innovative brains that the old BP produced, and now we're left with a bunch of navel-gazing 25 year old chuckleheads.

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2011, 12:45:44 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.   

Eggs is eggs. You can't fuck those up.
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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2011, 12:53:34 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.   

Eggs is eggs. You can't fuck those up.

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2011, 12:56:05 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.   

Eggs is eggs. You can't fuck those up.

You can if you forget the tabasco. No fucking Frank's Red Hot. I want honest to God Tabasco sauce, dammit.
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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2011, 01:00:27 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.   

Eggs is eggs. You can't fuck those up.

You can if you forget the tabasco. No fucking Frank's Red Hot. I want honest to God Tabasco sauce, dammit.

I love Cholula on eggs.

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2011, 01:01:31 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.   

Eggs is eggs. You can't fuck those up.

You can if you forget the tabasco. No fucking Frank's Red Hot. I want honest to God Tabasco sauce, dammit.

I love Cholula on eggs.

BH is correct indeed.
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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2011, 01:07:37 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.   

Eggs is eggs. You can't fuck those up.

You can if you forget the tabasco. No fucking Frank's Red Hot. I want honest to God Tabasco sauce, dammit.

I love Cholula on eggs.

BH is correct indeed.

Pretty sure that Iowa only just got Tabasco about 3 years ago, guys. Give SKO some time.
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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2011, 02:36:54 PM »
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.  However, I ate the Clarkes' at Belmont and Sheffield when it was called The Melrose back in 1999 and it was awful sauce mixed in a blender with failure and horrible-tasting breakfast sausage so there's that. 

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