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flannj

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So the bet is...
« on: July 22, 2011, 11:59:51 AM »
It's Friday, the markets are slow and everybody is bored.
The bet is that a clerk on the CBOT floor will eat 21 McDonalds single cheeseburgers in 12 minutes.
There is at least 10K riding so far.
Starts at noon.

This kid easily ate 60 Mcnuggets in 12 minutes last go around.
And then ate a beef sandwich for his lunch.
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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 12:01:40 PM »

flannj

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 12:03:31 PM »
The bet is now 22 single cheeseburgers in 12 minutes.
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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2011, 12:15:31 PM »
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:03:31 PM
The bet is now 22 single cheeseburgers in 12 minutes.

Is there a no-puke clause?
TIME TO POST!

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2011, 12:23:01 PM »
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:03:31 PM
The bet is now 22 single cheeseburgers in 12 minutes.

$10K seems like very significant motivation for some kid on the trading floor, but that's 32 seconds a hamburger for 22 straight...I'm taking "no" on this one.
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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2011, 12:28:44 PM »
So, did he do it?
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

flannj

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2011, 12:29:28 PM »
Quote from: Fork on July 22, 2011, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:03:31 PM
The bet is now 22 single cheeseburgers in 12 minutes.

Is there a no-puke clause?

No puking allowed.

Start time pushed back till 12:30

The kid doesn't get the 10K. The betting is being done between others.
Our desk has already brokered bets from London, San Francisco and New York.

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PenPho

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2011, 12:30:57 PM »
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:29:28 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 22, 2011, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:03:31 PM
The bet is now 22 single cheeseburgers in 12 minutes.

Is there a no-puke clause?

No puking allowed.

Start time pushed back till 12:30

The kid doesn't get the 10K. The betting is being done between others.
Our desk has already brokered bets from London, San Francisco and New York.



Wait...does the kid get anything other than 22 cheeseburgers?
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

flannj

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2011, 12:33:38 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on July 22, 2011, 12:30:57 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:29:28 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 22, 2011, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:03:31 PM
The bet is now 22 single cheeseburgers in 12 minutes.

Is there a no-puke clause?

No puking allowed.

Start time pushed back till 12:30

The kid doesn't get the 10K. The betting is being done between others.
Our desk has already brokered bets from London, San Francisco and New York.



Wait...does the kid get anything other than 22 cheeseburgers?

One of the large local traders is covering the vast majority (at least 7K) of the bets saying he can do it. The kid will get a piece of that.
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

flannj

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2011, 12:37:39 PM »
6 down in 3:45
9 down in 5 min
11 down in 9 min.

It's not gonna happen!
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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2011, 12:40:31 PM »
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/foods-from-mcdonalds/6223/2

1 cheeseburger: 119g

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fast-foods-generic/9336/2

10-piece McNuggets: 159g

So ~7.48 nuggets to the cheeseburger

22 cheeseburgers = 164.65 nuggets
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

flannj

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2011, 12:40:39 PM »
Final: 11.5
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PenPho

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2011, 12:41:03 PM »
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:33:38 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 22, 2011, 12:30:57 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:29:28 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 22, 2011, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 22, 2011, 12:03:31 PM
The bet is now 22 single cheeseburgers in 12 minutes.

Is there a no-puke clause?

No puking allowed.

Start time pushed back till 12:30

The kid doesn't get the 10K. The betting is being done between others.
Our desk has already brokered bets from London, San Francisco and New York.



Wait...does the kid get anything other than 22 cheeseburgers?

One of the large local traders is covering the vast majority (at least 7K) of the bets saying he can do it. The kid will get a piece of that.



"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2011, 12:46:12 PM »
So, by my calculations, he ate ~86 nuggets worth of mass. Still pretty impressive.
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flannj

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Re: So the bet is...
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2011, 12:46:25 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 22, 2011, 12:40:31 PM
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/foods-from-mcdonalds/6223/2

1 cheeseburger: 119g

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fast-foods-generic/9336/2

10-piece McNuggets: 159g

So ~7.48 nuggets to the cheeseburger

22 cheeseburgers = 164.65 nuggets

I wish I knew this 30 minutes ago.
We would have shorted this trade a lot more than we did.
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen