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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2011, 02:44:24 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2011, 02:50:06 PM »
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2011, 03:00:23 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2011, 03:06:28 PM »
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

To be fair, Blair is the asshole uncle, and Illinois is the Big Ten "I" school with the history of paying players. IU, during its dirty days of Kelvin Sampson, committed the heinous crime of 3-way calling.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 03:20:40 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2011, 03:06:28 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

To be fair, Blair is the asshole uncle, and Illinois is the Big Ten "I" school with the history of paying players. IU, during its dirty days of Kelvin Sampson, committed the heinous crime of 3-way calling.

We're talking about Indiana here. The line between dad and uncle is thinner than Gunner's well-worn underoos.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 03:30:13 PM »
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2011, 03:06:28 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

To be fair, Blair is the asshole uncle, and Illinois is the Big Ten "I" school with the history of paying players. IU, during its dirty days of Kelvin Sampson, committed the heinous crime of 3-way calling.

We're talking about Indiana here. The line between dad and uncle is thinner than Gunner's well-worn underoos. Brad Biggs' perineum after years of Tim Shaw's girth.

Wrong thread.

R-V

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 03:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 28, 2011, 03:30:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 03:20:40 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2011, 03:06:28 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 28, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

To be fair, Blair is the asshole uncle, and Illinois is the Big Ten "I" school with the history of paying players. IU, during its dirty days of Kelvin Sampson, committed the heinous crime of 3-way calling.

We're talking about Indiana here. The line between dad and uncle is thinner than Gunner's well-worn underoos. Brad Biggs' perineum after years of Tim Shaw's girth.

Wrong thread.

Biggsy's undercarriage smells like the birthin' fluids that the Kiels never bothered to hose out of their birthin' shed after Gunner was born.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 05:38:08 PM »
I'm in tears.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2011, 07:15:28 PM »
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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2011, 11:42:30 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 29, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
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Arkansas State

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2011, 07:54:25 PM »
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on July 29, 2011, 11:42:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 29, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2011, 08:09:07 PM »
Quote from: JD on August 06, 2011, 07:54:25 PM
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on July 29, 2011, 11:42:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 29, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

Never forget.


I'm predicting a HOWL-ing good time for the A-State Red Wolves, y'all...DANG!

If I know anything about Arkansas State, the jokes in the preview will be drier than the county the school resides in.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2011, 10:35:43 PM »
Quote from: JD on August 06, 2011, 07:54:25 PM
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on July 29, 2011, 11:42:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 29, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

Never forget.


I'm predicting a HOWL-ing good time for the A-State Red Wolves, y'all...DANG!

Ryan Aplin, Derek Lawson, Amos Draper, and Allen Muse to the Sun Belt chammenship!

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2011, 12:54:05 PM »
Quote from: BBM on August 06, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: JD on August 06, 2011, 07:54:25 PM
Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on July 29, 2011, 11:42:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 29, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

Never forget.


I'm predicting a HOWL-ing good time for the A-State Red Wolves, y'all...DANG!

If I know anything about Arkansas State, the jokes in the preview will be drier than the county the school resides in.


The county line is only about 20 minutes away.  And how many people can say they've been on a bona fide beer run?
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.