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Cedar Rapids
« on: August 15, 2011, 12:36:05 PM »
Funniest movie I've seen in a long time.  John C. Reilly is awesome.  Like Caleb Hanie awesome.
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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 09:10:58 AM »
Funniest movie I've seen in a long time.  John C. Reilly is awesome.  Like Caleb Hanie awesome.

I hate agreeing with Dubbs, clearly, but this was actually a very nice little film.  John C. Reilly was indeed steakballtits, and Ed Helms and Anne Heche were also good value.  Not Earth-shattering, but well worth watching.

Some sample quotes (all from Reilly):

"Look, Lemke could have died cornholing a cripple kid for all I care.  Not really of course.  My sister's got one.  Downs.  Sad."

"We look like a couple of homos out here.  Let's go into the room and discuss this like gentlemen, over Bloody Marys."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?  A quarter-pounder with cheese."


Also, I think it means I'm getting old and/or desperate, but Anne Heche was actually kind of hot.  I think it was the red hair.  And possibly the plastic surgery.  Oh, and Maeby Bluth utters the memorable line "You can fuck me in the ass if you want." which - I'm not going to lie - firmed me up a little.
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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 11:34:25 PM »
Funniest movie I've seen in a long time.  John C. Reilly is awesome.  Like Caleb Hanie awesome.

Apologize to John.
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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 11:38:31 PM »
Funniest movie I've seen in a long time.  John C. Reilly is awesome.  Like Caleb Hanie awesome.

I hate agreeing with Dubbs, clearly, but this was actually a very nice little film.  John C. Reilly was indeed steakballtits, and Ed Helms and Anne Heche were also good value.  Not Earth-shattering, but well worth watching.

Also, I think it means I'm getting old and/or desperate, but Anne Heche was actually kind of hot.  I think it was the red hair.  And possibly the plastic surgery.  Oh, and Maeby Bluth utters the memorable line "You can fuck me in the ass if you want." which - I'm not going to lie - firmed me up a little.


It's scary how perfect this summary is.  Heche looked surprisingly good.
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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 11:56:43 AM »
I know it was the dumbest joke in the movie, and it wasn't exactly a surprise since it was all over the commercials, but Reilly in that garbage can lid helmet cracked me up.

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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 07:45:40 PM »
Sorry, but the TDubbs rule about liking bad movies remains unblemished.  This was a tedious pile of shit.

However, hell yes, Anne Heche.

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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2012, 09:35:08 AM »
Sorry, but the TDubbs rule about liking bad movies remains unblemished.  This was a tedious pile of shit.

However, hell yes, Anne Heche.

You also think Anchroman isn't funny
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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2012, 10:41:24 AM »
Sorry, but the TDubbs rule about liking bad movies remains unblemished.  This was a tedious pile of shit.

However, hell yes, Anne Heche.

You also think Anchroman isn't funny

I'm going to cross the border here and stand with Dubbs. Both of those films are funny. I'm also glad that this is a free, open space where my feelings about possibly being attracted to Anne Heche in that film aren't dirty and wrong.
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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 04:50:13 PM »
Sorry, but the TDubbs rule about liking bad movies remains unblemished.  This was a tedious pile of shit.

However, hell yes, Anne Heche.

You also think Anchroman isn't funny

Are you comparing the style of humor of Anchorman with Cedar Rapids?  Whether or not I think either one of them are funny, they have completely different tones.  It's like comparing Rushmore to Kingpin, except that both of those movies are actually funny.

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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2012, 05:53:21 PM »
Sorry, but the TDubbs rule about liking bad movies remains unblemished.  This was a tedious pile of shit.

However, hell yes, Anne Heche.

You also think Anchroman isn't funny

it has Will Farrell in it.  It can't possibly be funny.

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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2012, 03:17:43 AM »
Sorry, but the TDubbs rule about liking bad movies remains unblemished.  This was a tedious pile of shit.

However, hell yes, Anne Heche.

You also think Anchroman isn't funny

it has Will Farrell in it.  It can't possibly be funny.

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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 06:48:21 AM »
Sorry, but the TDubbs rule about liking bad movies remains unblemished.  This was a tedious pile of shit.

However, hell yes, Anne Heche.

You also think Anchroman isn't funny

it has Will Farrell in it.  It can't possibly be funny.

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Re: Cedar Rapids
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 03:49:58 PM »
Sorry, but the TDubbs rule about liking bad movies remains unblemished.  This was a tedious pile of shit.

However, hell yes, Anne Heche.

You also think Anchroman isn't funny

it has Will Farrell in it.  It can't possibly be funny.

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