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Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« on: September 30, 2011, 09:28:10 AM »
Theo, Terry, World Series. Done and Done

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 09:41:57 AM »
Let the kids play!!

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 09:50:06 AM »
Tito will go to the White Sox. Theo is staying put.

Helloooooooo some guy who sucks!

Think about it this way. The White Sox are going to hire a manager asap. The Cubs still have a manager. And they don't have a GM.

Sorry y'all.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 10:13:30 AM »
I had a nightmare last night, that, I kid you not, the Cubs hired Jim Lefebvre to be their manager. God's honest truth.  It was weird because I didn't really hate Lefebvre, and was actually a little disappointed they fired him seeing he took a team that replaced two Hall of Famers with Dan Plesac, Jose Guzman and Candy Maldonado and produced an 84-win season.

In this dream however, I was very upset about it, but maybe relieved seeing that their finalists were Terry Bevington, former Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega and some orange slices. No word on who the new GM was though. Maybe Todd?

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 10:18:32 AM »
My predictions - ned colletti and lloyd mcclendon.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 11:51:08 AM »
Quote from: BH on September 30, 2011, 10:18:32 AMMy predictions - ned colletti and lloyd mcclendon.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 11:54:05 AM »
The Rockettes, impressed with the movie Moneyball, will hire Brad Pitt as the general manager and Philip Seymour Hoffman as the manager.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 04:05:15 PM »
We need to get rid of those damn latins.  And bring back guys like mark Derosa and Ryne Sandberg

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2011, 06:54:38 AM »
M'lady.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2011, 09:53:22 AM »
I'm hoping the Cubs hire Sandberg and the Sox hire Dave Martinez.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2011, 10:02:52 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 04, 2011, 09:53:22 AM
I'm hoping the Cubs hire Sandberg and the Sox hire Dave Martinez.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2011, 12:26:05 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on October 04, 2011, 10:02:52 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 04, 2011, 09:53:22 AM
I'm hoping the Cubs hire Sandberg and the Sox hire Dave Martinez.

Ahem. That's non-descriptFACE.

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