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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2012, 06:12:01 AM »
Apparently the Cachorros de Chicago are the most interested in Yovanni Centipede or whatever the fuck his name is.

http://www.diariolibre.com/deportes/2012/01/16/i320706_yoeni-cespedes-cubano-aguilas-cibaenas.html

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #91 on: January 17, 2012, 10:19:24 AM »
Apparently the Cachorros de Chicago are the most interested in Yovanni Centipede or whatever the fuck his name is.

http://www.diariolibre.com/deportes/2012/01/16/i320706_yoeni-cespedes-cubano-aguilas-cibaenas.html

żEs verdad?

No.  Es.  Llegado.



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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #92 on: February 02, 2012, 09:37:03 PM »
The Cubs just gave another job away to a foreigner: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/cubs-sign-gerardo-concepcion.html

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The Cubs have signed Cuban left-hander Gerardo Concepcion to a contract, reports Jorge Ebro of El Nuevo Herald (via Twitter).  The deal is worth $7MM with incentives that could push the total to $8MM, reports Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes Los Angeles.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #93 on: February 03, 2012, 12:03:52 AM »
The Cubs just gave another job away to a foreigner: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/cubs-sign-gerardo-concepcion.html

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The Cubs have signed Cuban left-hander Gerardo Concepcion to a contract, reports Jorge Ebro of El Nuevo Herald (via Twitter).  The deal is worth $7MM with incentives that could push the total to $8MM, reports Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes Los Angeles.

What's their beef with the Americans, man? 
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #94 on: February 03, 2012, 12:21:00 AM »
The Cubs just gave another job away to a foreigner: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/cubs-sign-gerardo-concepcion.html

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The Cubs have signed Cuban left-hander Gerardo Concepcion to a contract, reports Jorge Ebro of El Nuevo Herald (via Twitter).  The deal is worth $7MM with incentives that could push the total to $8MM, reports Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes Los Angeles.

What's their beef with the Americans, man? 

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #95 on: February 03, 2012, 10:17:07 AM »
The Cubs just gave another job away to a foreigner: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/cubs-sign-gerardo-concepcion.html

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The Cubs have signed Cuban left-hander Gerardo Concepcion to a contract, reports Jorge Ebro of El Nuevo Herald (via Twitter).  The deal is worth $7MM with incentives that could push the total to $8MM, reports Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes Los Angeles.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #96 on: February 03, 2012, 11:21:08 AM »
The Cubs just gave another job away to a foreigner: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/cubs-sign-gerardo-concepcion.html

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The Cubs have signed Cuban left-hander Gerardo Concepcion to a contract, reports Jorge Ebro of El Nuevo Herald (via Twitter).  The deal is worth $7MM with incentives that could push the total to $8MM, reports Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes Los Angeles.

Something something



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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #97 on: February 03, 2012, 11:59:24 AM »
The Cubs just gave another job away to a foreigner: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/cubs-sign-gerardo-concepcion.html

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The Cubs have signed Cuban left-hander Gerardo Concepcion to a contract, reports Jorge Ebro of El Nuevo Herald (via Twitter).  The deal is worth $7MM with incentives that could push the total to $8MM, reports Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes Los Angeles.

Something something



God damnit.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #98 on: February 03, 2012, 12:21:04 PM »
The Cubs just gave another job away to a foreigner: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/cubs-sign-gerardo-concepcion.html

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The Cubs have signed Cuban left-hander Gerardo Concepcion to a contract, reports Jorge Ebro of El Nuevo Herald (via Twitter).  The deal is worth $7MM with incentives that could push the total to $8MM, reports Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes Los Angeles.

Something something



God damnit.

He eats 'em raw like sushi.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #99 on: February 03, 2012, 12:29:48 PM »
The Cubs just gave another job away to a foreigner: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/cubs-sign-gerardo-concepcion.html

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The Cubs have signed Cuban left-hander Gerardo Concepcion to a contract, reports Jorge Ebro of El Nuevo Herald (via Twitter).  The deal is worth $7MM with incentives that could push the total to $8MM, reports Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes Los Angeles.

Something something



God damnit.

He eats 'em raw like sushi.

What a twink.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #102 on: February 07, 2012, 09:22:09 AM »
"...by the time he stepped to the plate, he was more than 60% of the way toward being on first base already.

That is absolutely staggering."

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #103 on: February 07, 2012, 10:41:00 AM »
Blake DeWitt: NOT GONE YET

Intrepid reader: Oleg

YOU SUCK, DEWITT!

I'm going to miss the way Oleg hated him.

I'm going to miss the way he was younger and better than Darwin Barney. Who still remains on the roster. Fuck.

Now I will become the biggest Whoever This Oakland Guy Is fan ever.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #104 on: February 07, 2012, 11:32:35 AM »
I'm going to miss the way he was younger and better than Darwin Barney. Who still remains on the roster. Fuck.

Factoring defense, Barney is probably better.