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Tonker

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2011, 01:30:34 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on December 01, 2011, 10:56:19 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 30, 2011, 03:12:34 PM


Also:


And, then...



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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2011, 01:52:42 PM »

If Tuffy Rhodes or Dave Martinez shows up at Spring Training, shit's gonna get real.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2011, 03:19:44 PM »
Check out the funbags on that hose hound.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #64 on: December 20, 2011, 04:58:22 PM »
Report: Cubs facing ban on more Red Sox hires

Finally.  Now maybe the Cubs will start trying to improve the roster.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #65 on: December 27, 2011, 10:22:20 AM »
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #66 on: December 27, 2011, 10:38:18 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 10:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #67 on: December 27, 2011, 10:41:18 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 10:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

Someone's gotta throw those innings until Hayden Simpson's ready.
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #68 on: December 27, 2011, 11:42:03 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 27, 2011, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 10:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

Someone's gotta throw those innings until Hayden Simpson's ready.

Hayden Simpson?  At least it is not Lisa Simpson. 
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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #69 on: December 27, 2011, 05:44:40 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2011, 11:42:03 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 27, 2011, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 10:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

Someone's gotta throw those innings until Hayden Simpson's ready.

Hayden Simpson?  At least it is not Lisa Simpson. 

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #70 on: December 27, 2011, 08:41:48 PM »
Quote from: JD on December 27, 2011, 05:44:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2011, 11:42:03 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 27, 2011, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 10:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

Someone's gotta throw those innings until Hayden Simpson's ready.

Hayden Simpson?  At least it is not Lisa Simpson. 

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #72 on: January 14, 2012, 10:04:41 PM »
It's a mini Green-Ivy Monster.  Fuck Theo and his Boston ways.


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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #73 on: January 15, 2012, 08:20:50 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 14, 2012, 10:04:41 PM
It's a mini Green-Ivy Monster.  Fuck Theo and his Boston ways.



What a joke.

Like Ryan Dempster can still throw 95 mph.

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Re: Really Shitty Thread Title of 2011-2012 Cubs Offseason
« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2012, 01:52:14 PM »

Guess this means the Ricketti don't own any of the rooftops on Sheffield.
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