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Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« on: October 13, 2011, 08:04:55 AM »
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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2011, 12:03:54 PM »
For Apex, Toddy Walker's thoughts on Epstein.

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2011, 12:56:48 PM »
Quote from: BH on October 13, 2011, 12:03:54 PM
For Apex, Toddy Walker's thoughts on Epstein.

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2011, 03:04:22 PM »
I can't imagine why Theo would want to leave Boston.

Nothing better then telling a player who's still on the team for another 6 years that you never wanted him to begin with.

We should give them jackson and whoever they want and take crawford.

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM »
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM »
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2011, 02:12:46 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

Any luck finding that datase yet?
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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2011, 03:32:35 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

Surprise!  I have no idea what's going on...I thought Epstein was going to be the GM.  What is this Hoyer guy going to do?
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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2011, 03:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2011, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

Surprise!  I have no idea what's going on...I thought Epstein was going to be the GM.  What is this Hoyer guy going to do?


No, Epstein is going to have a swank new title like President, Grand Poobah or Supreme Leader.

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2011, 03:51:10 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 18, 2011, 03:40:11 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2011, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

Surprise!  I have no idea what's going on...I thought Epstein was going to be the GM.  What is this Hoyer guy going to do?


No, Epstein is going to have a swank new title like President, Grand Poobah or Supreme Leader.

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2011, 04:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 18, 2011, 03:51:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 18, 2011, 03:40:11 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2011, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

Surprise!  I have no idea what's going on...I thought Epstein was going to be the GM.  What is this Hoyer guy going to do?


No, Epstein is going to have a swank new title like President, Grand Poobah or Supreme Leader.

"Defender of the Faith."

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2011, 05:50:40 PM »
 
Has anyone noticed Epstein's canine teeth?  Is there a chance that he is a vampire?





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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2011, 06:18:19 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 18, 2011, 03:51:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 18, 2011, 03:40:11 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2011, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

Surprise!  I have no idea what's going on...I thought Epstein was going to be the GM.  What is this Hoyer guy going to do?


No, Epstein is going to have a swank new title like President, Grand Poobah or Supreme Leader.

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2011, 06:24:48 PM »
Quote from: SKO on October 18, 2011, 06:18:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 18, 2011, 03:51:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 18, 2011, 03:40:11 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2011, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

Surprise!  I have no idea what's going on...I thought Epstein was going to be the GM.  What is this Hoyer guy going to do?


No, Epstein is going to have a swank new title like President, Grand Poobah or Supreme Leader.

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Re: Theo Epstein Sploosh Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2011, 06:30:30 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 18, 2011, 06:24:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 18, 2011, 06:18:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 18, 2011, 03:51:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 18, 2011, 03:40:11 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2011, 03:32:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: BH on October 18, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
From crazy rumor guy.

"Current Padres GM Jed Hoyer is being considered by the Cubs and Epstein, tweets SI's Jon Heyman.  In that scenario, Josh Byrnes would become the Padres' GM.  Heyman notes that the Cubs are also looking at Padres executives Byrnes and Jason McLeod for themselves, should Hoyer stay.  All the executives were once members of the Boston front office with Epstein."

They are going to hire TWO baseball guys?  Terrible, terrible idea.

Surprise!  I have no idea what's going on...I thought Epstein was going to be the GM.  What is this Hoyer guy going to do?


No, Epstein is going to have a swank new title like President, Grand Poobah or Supreme Leader.

"Defender of the Faith."

Lord Protector of the Baseball Realm.

Also known in 2013 as "Who?"

Just the Doctor.