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Bort

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2011, 09:08:47 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on December 08, 2011, 09:05:05 AM
He's an Angel folks. An Angel!


GOOOOOOODBYE FUCKER!

METHOCALYPSE COMMENCES.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2011, 09:09:18 AM »
Meth all around!
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Eli

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2011, 09:14:57 AM »
Nice work, Yeti.

Internet Apex

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2011, 09:45:15 AM »
I like that the Cubs won't have to see him again but I am not in the mood to gloat over the demise of a team that just won the World Series.

Packers
Cardinals
Undefeated Packers.

SPORTZ are fucking ghey. Let's talk about Gilstories or politics or something.
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Armchair_QB

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2011, 09:46:11 AM »
Any word on whether or not the Angels have signed his pharmacist?
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Yeti

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2011, 09:57:32 AM »

Brownie

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2011, 10:00:34 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 09:45:15 AM
I like that the Cubs won't have to see him again but I am not in the mood to gloat over the demise of a team that just won the World Series.

Packers
Cardinals
Undefeated Packers.

SPORTZ are fucking ghey. Let's talk about Gilstories or politics or something.

Plus, don't look now, but the Cardinals might be in the Aramis Ramirez and Prince Fielder derbies now.

Brownie

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2011, 10:06:13 AM »
DPD. Those of you into Bernie-porn can read his column today expressing shock in Pujols taking $50MM more to play in the shithole known as Orange County, California instead of staying in cosmopolitan St. Louis.

He could have been like the Stan the Man! Except Stan the Man never had the chance to test the free agency waters, where he might have signed a multi-year deal with the Yankees to take advantage of the short RF porch and bat behind Mantle.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2011, 10:39:54 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 09:45:15 AM
I like that the Cubs won't have to see him again but I am not in the mood to gloat over the demise of a team that just won the World Series.

Packers
Cardinals
Undefeated Packers.

SPORTZ are fucking ghey. Let's talk about Gilstories or politics or something.

Will it be fucking ghey when the Packers lose to the Niners in the playoffs?
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2011, 11:00:27 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on December 08, 2011, 10:06:13 AM
He could have been like the Stan the Man! Except Stan the Man never had the chance to test the free agency waters, where he might have signed a multi-year deal with the Yankees to take advantage of the short RF porch and bat behind Mantle.

Stan the Man wasn't some uppity Curt Flood, TJ.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

PenPho

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2011, 11:13:20 AM »
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2011, 11:19:11 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on December 08, 2011, 11:13:20 AM


And after all they've done for him!
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Internet Apex

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2011, 11:20:53 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 08, 2011, 10:39:54 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 09:45:15 AM
I like that the Cubs won't have to see him again but I am not in the mood to gloat over the demise of a team that just won the World Series.

Packers
Cardinals
Undefeated Packers.

SPORTZ are fucking ghey. Let's talk about Gilstories or politics or something.

Will it be fucking ghey when the Packers lose to the Niners in the playoffs?

You spelled "Saints" wrong. Breesus saves.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2011, 11:44:05 AM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Powdered Toast Man

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2011, 11:53:38 AM »
LOL at the Angels ($250M?  SRSLY?) and the Tards.  Oh, this is too good.
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