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Bort

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No Deathbed Conversion
« on: December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM »
Christopher Hitchens
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 12:14:26 AM »
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
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This is not good news.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 01:14:30 AM »
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
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Yeah, that's what they say about Pasteur.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 06:14:59 AM »
Couldn't have held out for 3 more weeks?

Fucker.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 07:02:30 AM »
Thrill (12) debuts on the board.

Wheezer (10) also had Hitch.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 08:28:39 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 16, 2011, 07:02:30 AM
Thrill (12) debuts on the board.

Wheezer (10) also had Hitch.

As nice as it is to be on the board ahead of Huey, I kind of wish he'd held out long enough to kick off a strong 2012 instead.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 08:47:12 AM »
I was sad when I heard Hitch died. I thought the movie was excellent and will Smith was great in that role.

RIP Hitch.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 09:23:57 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on December 16, 2011, 08:47:12 AM
I was sad when I heard Hitch died. I thought the movie was excellent and will Smith was great in that role.

RIP Hitch.

He and Kevin James are two true movie stars.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 10:01:14 AM »
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
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Hitchens reports that he was wrong and that there is an afterlife, but he does not regret his efforts spent arguing that there is no afterlife and was, in fact, right in doing so.

You dolts.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 10:19:02 AM »

Thomas Jefferson is waiting, and he's pissed.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 11:27:10 AM »
Quote from: CT III on December 16, 2011, 10:01:14 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
Christopher Hitchens

Hitchens reports that he was wrong and that there is an afterlife, but he does not regret his efforts spent arguing that there is no afterlife and was, in fact, right in doing so.

You dolts.

Unfortunately afterlife consists of spending eternity watching a videotape of the fourth quarter of the Bears/Broncos game.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2011, 11:28:58 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 16, 2011, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 16, 2011, 10:01:14 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
Christopher Hitchens

Hitchens reports that he was wrong and that there is an afterlife, but he does not regret his efforts spent arguing that there is no afterlife and was, in fact, right in doing so.

You dolts.

Unfortunately afterlife consists of spending eternity watching a videotape of the fourth quarter of the Bears/Broncos game.

Without OT?

At least you can make up your own ending then - like having every player on the field summarily executed.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 11:32:57 AM »
Good to know yet another one of those dreadful atheists is burning in the fires of Hell along with all of those damnable Jew.....wait, this isn't the Christopedia Forum at all!
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 12:54:32 PM »
I bet the afterlife is a lot like being one of Gaddafi's torture victims. They just squeeze a tube of superglue down your urethra and force Sunny D down your gullet until you explode into a burst of citrus liquid.
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Re: No Deathbed Conversion
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 01:00:19 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2011, 08:28:39 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 16, 2011, 07:02:30 AM
Thrill (12) debuts on the board.

Wheezer (10) also had Hitch.

As nice as it is to be on the board ahead of Huey, I kind of wish he'd held out long enough to kick off a strong 2012 instead.

9 days until Sprinklemas, my frent.
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