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Pretzel Rolls.  Some call them the best bread since sliced bread.  Others think they are awful "faux bread." What say you?

Best sandwich bread EVAR
10 (37%)
Very tasty
15 (55.6%)
I'll eat it if I have to
1 (3.7%)
I reject the pretzel bun out of hand, as it is unnatural.
1 (3.7%)

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Bort

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2012, 06:31:36 PM »
I take it I missed another eventful day in the Shoutbox.

Let's just call them what they are: lye bread.

And what's the deal with PARTY CUT? I don't dole out my parties in little squares.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2012, 06:33:17 PM »
This madness is out of control. Behold the disturbingly intestinal-looking "pretzel croissant."

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2012, 06:53:48 PM »
Okay, that looks like something Yeti would leave in a public toilet.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 07:09:25 PM »
Okay, that looks like something Yeti would leave in a public toilet.

You know, of all the thoughts and images that I could possibly conjure in my head, this would not be one of them.

Damn you for making me think of this.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2012, 07:27:17 PM »
I take it I missed another eventful day in the Shoutbox.

Let's just call them what they are: lye bread.

Or, in German, Laugengebaeck. A couple varieties of which would be the Laugenbrezel (soft pretzel) and the Laugenbrot (pretzel roll).
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2012, 08:02:03 PM »
While there are many disturbing questions that might occur to one when examining this photo (such as "what do they do with the leftover meatotomies, anyway?"), I would call to your attention strongly suggestive evidence of what your Pretzel Masters actually look like.

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2012, 12:27:30 PM »
and not merely half the circumference

Your understanding of elementary geometry rivals that of PenFoe.

Perimeter, dude.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2012, 05:54:51 PM »
Take heed, lye-eaters.

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"It's not often that a truly game-changing technology comes along in the funeral service," the newsletter Funeral Service Insider said in September. But "we might have gotten a hold of one."
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2012, 07:06:26 PM »
Take heed, lye-eaters.

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"It's not often that a truly game-changing technology comes along in the funeral service," the newsletter Funeral Service Insider said in September. But "we might have gotten a hold of one."


I'm more offended by the continued use of the phrase "game changer" in the zeitgeist.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2012, 03:16:28 AM »
If this doesn't convince you people, nothing will. Compare the alleged seed syllable found on the flying skull of the original Ahkon Lhamo to the documentation above, as well as the general resemblance of the kapala to the precious "rolls."



[Edit.--I should hope the possible connection to Ernst Schäfer is apparent here. Now, how far was the Hotel Martinet from Canarsie, anyway, and thence to Grover's Mill? I'm looking at you, Alyce Zeoli.]
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2012, 04:52:31 PM »
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2012, 03:41:12 PM »
Nothing written here has addressed the actual, you know, flavor and texture of the pretzel roll.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2012, 03:55:48 PM »
Nothing written here has addressed the actual, you know, flavor and texture of the pretzel roll.

I enjoy both the flavor and the texture of pretzel rolls. In fact, I had turkey & swiss on a pretzel roll for my lunch today and it pleased my gut. Food!

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2012, 09:08:29 PM »
Nothing written here has addressed the actual, you know, flavor and texture of the pretzel roll.

Ah, and the pretzheeple bunz feed upon themselves.
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