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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2012, 09:31:55 PM »
New England had the statistically worst defense in the league.  New York was a 9 and 7 regular season team.  On the other hand, the Fiat commercial with the Italian woman in the black and red dress was truly inspirational.

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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2012, 03:19:07 AM »
How many Superbowls have had both teams penalized for having 12 players on the field on defense? 

The Giants' 12 men on the field accomplished the goal of working seven seconds off of the clock. I wonder if it was a version of Buddy Ryan's "Polish Goalline."

That whole read was gold.  I had never heard of Ryan' "Polish Defense" before.  What a clever fucking asshole.
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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2012, 03:22:00 AM »
Lots of articles about where Brady and Belichick rank historically. Steve Young today mentioned that Brady does more with less (WR talent, running back talent) than any quarterback in history. I didn't quite understand it, Brady typically stands in the pocket for what seems like over a minute on almost every throw. Carol and I were talking last night, if Brady would have played his entire career in Kansas City or Oakland or a crappier team without Belichick, would he one of the greatest of all time? Belichick's offense made Matt Cassel look good.

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He seemed pretty rushed to me on Sunday.  
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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2012, 03:24:41 AM »
New England had the statistically worst defense in the league.  New York was a 9 and 7 regular season team.  On the other hand, the Fiat commercial with the Italian woman in the black and red dress was truly inspirational.

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Wow.
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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2012, 08:21:45 AM »
New England had the statistically worst defense in the league.  New York was a 9 and 7 regular season team.  On the other hand, the Fiat commercial with the Italian woman in the black and red dress was truly inspirational.

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Wow.

Yeah, I was trying to pick a picture to include in the post... but I didn't want to get anyone fired.  Jebus.  A Fiat Abarth is not exactly the car comparison I would have used.  Also, she makes Jennifer Lopez look like Maura Tierney.  Kudos to Fiat for stepping up their game.
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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2012, 08:48:50 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2012, 08:53:53 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2012, 09:02:56 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

She's probably too fat.
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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2012, 09:12:47 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

She's probably too fat.

And [shudder] imagine her without makeup!
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2012, 09:13:09 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

I only use Wiki as my source.

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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2012, 09:45:40 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

I only use Wiki as my source.

Then it's got to be true!
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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2012, 09:52:55 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

I only use Wiki as my source.

So you've moved past rank speculation? You get a kudos.
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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2012, 10:04:15 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

She's probably too fat.

So you all think Catrinel is comparative to Christina Hendricks?  Catrinel's whole body could fit inside of just one of Hendricks' ass cheeks.

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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2012, 10:21:25 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

She's probably too fat.

So you all think Catrinel is comparative to Christina Hendricks?  Catrinel's whole body could fit inside of just one of Hendricks' ass cheeks.

Look, I prefer teeny-tiny petite little women that I can stuff into my jeans pockets. But Christina Hendricks' ass cheeks are not a god damn problem.
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Re: A Super Bowl Thread to Only Discuss the Super Bowl
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2012, 10:21:59 AM »
She's married to a guy older than me who played soccer in Europe.

He scored 1 time in his career.

Well...

He was a defender and played internationally for Italy. Way to leave out the context, bozo.

Also, they're divorced now so get her, Chuck.

She's probably too fat.

So you all think Catrinel is comparative to Christina Hendricks?  Catrinel's whole body could fit inside of just one of Hendricks' ass cheeks.

Look, I prefer teeny-tiny petite little women myself. But Christina Hendricks' ass cheeks are not a god damn problem.


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