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With chaos as well as the NATO and G8 Summitts scheduled for Chicago that weekend, where will the Cubs-Sox games be held?

Wrigley Field, Chicago
0 (0%)
Target Field, Minneapolis
2 (11.8%)
Victory Field, Indianapolis
1 (5.9%)
Sec Taylor Stadium, Des Moines
1 (5.9%)
Ho Ho Kam Park, Mesa
1 (5.9%)
Tokyo Dome, Tokyo
2 (11.8%)
The Oval, London
0 (0%)
Who cares? Blow the teams up for all I care.
10 (58.8%)

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Author Topic: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread  (Read 5528 times)

Huey Potatohead

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2012, 11:23:14 AM »

So was J. Walter among the 300 or so goofs that were just chanting outside the CBOT?

This image of Thrill as omnipresent Chicago protester is one that has kept me chuckling for the better part of the morning.



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So I think we've reached the point where MLB teams have hired every last one of the big/innovative brains that the old BP produced, and now we're left with a bunch of navel-gazing 25 year old chuckleheads.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2012, 11:54:52 AM »
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2012, 12:05:20 PM »
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.

You're just not participating because you don't have any Amish clothing.
So I think we've reached the point where MLB teams have hired every last one of the big/innovative brains that the old BP produced, and now we're left with a bunch of navel-gazing 25 year old chuckleheads.

--some dead guy

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2012, 12:25:33 PM »
Wow... I'm off talking about SPORTZ and come here to find a whole thread all about me.

As a soon-to-be-minted hippie millionaire, I figure I got mine.

Time to get out of the racket while the gettin's good.

You're just not participating because you don't have any Amish clothing.

...yet
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2012, 01:37:14 PM »
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2012, 01:39:19 PM »
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

They were just giving the grain traders free fertilizer.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2012, 01:46:09 PM »
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

They heard that you guys like to make bets about how much shit you can eat in 7 minutes.
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2012, 02:06:41 PM »
And we have just recorded our first two feces throwing incidents of the summit.
Two bike riding protesters exercising their 1st. Amendment rights and their throwing arms at two grain traders that walked out of the building with their trading jackets on.

Heard about that from my friend that works there - so apparently none of you are safe from poo.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2012, 09:17:27 AM »

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2012, 09:22:20 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2012, 09:41:39 AM »
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

Years from now historians are going to document how the Gluttony Party came into being.
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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2012, 09:44:30 AM »
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

Years from now historians are going to document how the Gluttony Party came into being.

Yetti's 19th century doppelganger already had a head start on the founding...

This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2012, 09:46:56 AM »
But everything on the menu has fish in it.

But what about the bread?  Does that have fish in it?

Yes.
So I think we've reached the point where MLB teams have hired every last one of the big/innovative brains that the old BP produced, and now we're left with a bunch of navel-gazing 25 year old chuckleheads.

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Re: NATO/BP Cup Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2012, 09:55:55 AM »
Now this is my kind of protest.

http://gawker.com/5910720/man-protests-all+you+can+eat-restaurant-after-getting-kicked-out-for-eating-too-much

'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake.

I'm sorry, this is all the fault of the restaurant, you open an all you can eat place in Mequon Wisconsin, you have to live with the consequences
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