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PenPho

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Well, as long as JD is going to get the league started, may as well get this shit rollin'.

Incredibly early keeper list, subject to change and ridicule: 

Round, Player

4. Curtis Granderson
7. Drew Storen
10. Madison Bumgarner
11. Carlos Santana
13. Corey Luebke (waivers)
14. Tommy Hanson
16. Scott Baker
18. Alex Gordon
21. Michael Pineda
22. Jesus Montero
24. Dustin Ackley
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Round, Player...

4. Matt Cain
16. J.P. Arencibia
17. Wandy Rodriguez
22. Jason Vargas
23. Brett Jackson

My eyes almost melted after looking at the awful draft I had last year.
Desipio is a free-flowing website that occasionally touches on the immaturity, foolishness and outright stupidity of its readership.

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Can someone tell me my team?

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Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2012, 11:49:53 AM
Well, as long as JD is going to get the league started, may as well get this shit rollin'.

Incredibly early keeper list, subject to change and ridicule: 

Round, Player

4. Curtis Granderson
7. Drew Storen
10. Madison Bumgarner
11. Carlos Santana
13. Corey Luebke (waivers)
14. Tommy Hanson
16. Scott Baker
18. Alex Gordon
21. Michael Pineda
22. Jesus Montero
24. Dustin Ackley

Ackley would be a 23rd rounder for you. I put together a spreadsheet with draft positions in case anyone else finds it a bit easier to navigate than the Yahoo archive.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Akr_LcK_Jgz8dHRJOWVTR0M5ZlVSNjBNaVJDdVZxNmc


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Quote from: ChuckD on February 11, 2012, 11:58:11 AM

I put together a spreadsheet with draft positions in case anyone else finds it a bit easier to navigate than the Yahoo archive.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Akr_LcK_Jgz8dHRJOWVTR0M5ZlVSNjBNaVJDdVZxNmc


Super, y'all...DAGGUM!  Nice work, Chuck D!  Also, I'm willing to throw some co-commissioner access to you fools to make inputting keepers easier.  Unhide your email address or don't hide it from the start if you're interested. 

Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

PenPho

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Quote from: ChuckD on February 11, 2012, 11:58:11 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2012, 11:49:53 AM
Well, as long as JD is going to get the league started, may as well get this shit rollin'.

Incredibly early keeper list, subject to change and ridicule: 

Round, Player

4. Curtis Granderson
7. Drew Storen
10. Madison Bumgarner
11. Carlos Santana
13. Corey Luebke (waivers)
14. Tommy Hanson
16. Scott Baker
18. Alex Gordon
21. Michael Pineda
22. Jesus Montero
23. Dustin Ackley

Ackley would be a 23rd rounder for you. I put together a spreadsheet with draft positions in case anyone else finds it a bit easier to navigate than the Yahoo archive.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Akr_LcK_Jgz8dHRJOWVTR0M5ZlVSNjBNaVJDdVZxNmc

Yep, my bad - thanks.
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If somebody dropped out of this league, I'd like to grab their spot.  If not...well, I didn't really want to anyway.

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Quote from: Andy on February 17, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
If somebody dropped out of this league, I'd like to grab their spot.  If not...well, I didn't really want to anyway.

I suspect you'd want to talk to RV.

I believe he can be found wowing the ladies over on the twitter box.
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Quote from: Andy on February 17, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
If somebody dropped out of this league, I'd like to grab their spot.  If not...well, I didn't really want to anyway.


We can probably fit you in, but I gotta warn ya.
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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 17, 2012, 07:37:00 PM
Quote from: Andy on February 17, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
If somebody dropped out of this league, I'd like to grab their spot.  If not...well, I didn't really want to anyway.

I suspect you'd want to talk to RV.

I believe he can be found wowing the ladies over on the twitter box.

Yeah I'm out. I hereby grant ownership of the Sweaty Hoopleheads (pretty sure that was my team name) to whoever wants them.

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Quote from: R-V on February 19, 2012, 10:15:31 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 17, 2012, 07:37:00 PM
Quote from: Andy on February 17, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
If somebody dropped out of this league, I'd like to grab their spot.  If not...well, I didn't really want to anyway.

I suspect you'd want to talk to RV.

I believe he can be found wowing the ladies over on the twitter box.

Yeah I'm out. I hereby grant ownership of the Sweaty Hoopleheads (pretty sure that was my team name) to whomever wants them.

Nice to see Andy actually join a group sprung from this playground for cocksuckers for which he, himself, is responsible.  Not that the awesomeness of the Desipio Dead Pool is missing his contribution or anything, just sayin'...
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Quote from: Andy on February 17, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
If somebody dropped out of this league, I'd like to grab their spot.  If not...well, I didn't really want to anyway.

Per CD's handydandy spreadsheet, you're inheriting a team that looks something like:

7. Pablo Sandoval
8. Andrew McCutcheon
10. Clay Buchholz
11. Tim Hudson
12. Francisco Liriano
13. Doug Fister
19. Gio Gonzalez
22. Mike Minor

Nice work, Jim.
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after finally signing up for this year, i saw the keeper option that yahoo now has.  can we use that?  does JD have to make it so when we click on a guy as a keeper, it'll designate what round he's kept in?
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Quote from: PenPho on February 20, 2012, 11:04:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on February 17, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
If somebody dropped out of this league, I'd like to grab their spot.  If not...well, I didn't really want to anyway.

Per CD's handydandy spreadsheet, you're inheriting a team that looks something like:

7. Pablo Sandoval Escobar
8. Andrew McCutcheon
10. Clay Buchholz
11. Tim Hudson
12. Francisco Liriano
13. Doug Fister
19. Gio Gonzalez
22. Mike Minor

Nice work, Jim.

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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 20, 2012, 11:26:14 AM
after finally signing up for this year, i saw the keeper option that yahoo now has.  can we use that?  does JD have to make it so when we click on a guy as a keeper, it'll designate what round he's kept in?

It looks like the draft order will still have to be edited manually after the keepers have been selected in order to set the proper rounds.

But using that might lighten the commissioner load at least somewhat.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.