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morpheus

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2013: Chads Discover Meth
« on: February 13, 2012, 06:33:30 PM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2012, 06:48:10 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 13, 2012, 06:33:30 PM
Really?

Why is that homeless bastard in the photo?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2012, 07:30:00 PM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2012, 09:58:46 PM »
None of those quotes say it won't happen.

So yeah, Southside here we come.

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 09:21:32 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on February 13, 2012, 09:58:46 PM
None of those quotes say it won't happen.

So yeah, Southside here we come.



Both said they hadn't heard reports of a "done deal." Meaning they're still negotiating it. Who cares? Burn her down.
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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 09:36:16 AM »
Well, it's always best to go to the true source of inside Cubs information.

QuoteA report Monday evening on NBC5 in Chicago stated that the Cubs were "in talks" to play the 2013 season at the home of the White Sox, US Cellular Field, colloquially known as "The Cell".

This was quickly refuted in this examiner.com article and also by Fox Chicago. I confirmed this myself late Monday.

CLEARLY there's nothing to this rumor, given this all-important confirmation.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 10:13:29 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 14, 2012, 09:36:16 AM
Well, it's always best to go to the true source of inside Cubs information.

QuoteA report Monday evening on NBC5 in Chicago stated that the Cubs were "in talks" to play the 2013 season at the home of the White Sox, US Cellular Field, colloquially known as "The Cell".

This was quickly refuted in this examiner.com article and also by Fox Chicago. I confirmed this myself late Monday.

CLEARLY there's nothing to this rumor, given this all-important confirmation.

The Examiner is slightly less reliable than the bathroom wall at Burwood Tap.

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 10:21:04 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 14, 2012, 10:13:29 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 14, 2012, 09:36:16 AM
Well, it's always best to go to the true source of inside Cubs information.

QuoteA report Monday evening on NBC5 in Chicago stated that the Cubs were "in talks" to play the 2013 season at the home of the White Sox, US Cellular Field, colloquially known as "The Cell".

This was quickly refuted in this examiner.com article and also by Fox Chicago. I confirmed this myself late Monday.

CLEARLY there's nothing to this rumor, given this all-important confirmation.

The Examiner is slightly less reliable than the bathroom wall at Burwood Tap.

Yeah, but without the requisite wide-stance.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

morpheus

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 10:21:30 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 14, 2012, 10:13:29 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 14, 2012, 09:36:16 AM
Well, it's always best to go to the true source of inside Cubs information.

QuoteA report Monday evening on NBC5 in Chicago stated that the Cubs were "in talks" to play the 2013 season at the home of the White Sox, US Cellular Field, colloquially known as "The Cell".

This was quickly refuted in this examiner.com article and also by Fox Chicago. I confirmed this myself late Monday.

CLEARLY there's nothing to this rumor, given this all-important confirmation.

The Examiner is slightly less reliable than the bathroom wall at Burwood Tap.

But Al's personal confirmation lends the Examiner some much-needed gravitas.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2012, 10:53:20 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 14, 2012, 10:21:30 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 14, 2012, 10:13:29 AM
Quote from: morpheus on February 14, 2012, 09:36:16 AM
Well, it's always best to go to the true source of inside Cubs information.

QuoteA report Monday evening on NBC5 in Chicago stated that the Cubs were "in talks" to play the 2013 season at the home of the White Sox, US Cellular Field, colloquially known as "The Cell".

This was quickly refuted in this examiner.com article and also by Fox Chicago. I confirmed this myself late Monday.

CLEARLY there's nothing to this rumor, given this all-important confirmation.

The Examiner is slightly less reliable than the bathroom wall at Burwood Tap.

But Al's personal confirmation lends the Examiner some much-needed gravitas.

Plus, Al also lends expert analysis:

TIME TO POST!

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Re: 2013: Chads Discover Meth
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 11:24:28 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 14, 2012, 10:13:29 AM
The Examiner is slightly less reliable than the bathroom wall at Burwood Tap.

They did have a great poster in there of some chick leaping out of the water.