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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #466 on: April 13, 2017, 03:43:41 PM »
Dong bump
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #467 on: April 13, 2017, 06:31:16 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 13, 2017, 03:43:41 PM
Dong bump
I remember the Bash Brothers bumping their forearms, but dong bumping?  Really?
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #468 on: April 21, 2017, 10:27:56 PM »
Anthony Rizzo put the Reds in the garbage where they belong.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #469 on: April 22, 2017, 07:16:39 AM »
Any homer that gets Thom doing his best Sulkin Hawk Harrelson impersonation is a good one:
https://twitter.com/RonanOShea/status/855611279330902016?s=09
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #470 on: April 22, 2017, 12:23:59 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2017, 07:16:39 AM
Any homer that gets Thom doing his best Sulkin Hawk Harrelson impersonation is a good one:
https://twitter.com/RonanOShea/status/855611279330902016?s=09

I'd love to hear the call this afternoon.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #471 on: April 22, 2017, 12:35:49 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2017, 07:16:39 AM
Any homer that gets Thom doing his best Sulkin Hawk Harrelson impersonation is a good one:
https://twitter.com/RonanOShea/status/855611279330902016?s=09

He's such a miserable bastard. I watched the Reds' feed for the bottom of the 8th and top of the 9th. He spent almost all of it being negative, nitpicky, snarky, sarcastic, and bitter. He was bitching about the Cubs questioning the home plate umpire on some of those strikes being called. He especially went after Schwarber and his color man added, "hashtag stop whining." They were oh-so-smug about winning. tHom also sounds like he thinks he's recording dialogue for a baseball video game. He'll say the same thing twice in a row but try it a different way, which usually means louder and even more condescendingly. Glad the Cubs broke his heart because their broadcast is a brutal listen. 
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #472 on: April 23, 2017, 10:29:45 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 22, 2017, 12:35:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2017, 07:16:39 AM
Any homer that gets Thom doing his best Sulkin Hawk Harrelson impersonation is a good one:
https://twitter.com/RonanOShea/status/855611279330902016?s=09

He's such a miserable bastard. I watched the Reds' feed for the bottom of the 8th and top of the 9th. He spent almost all of it being negative, nitpicky, snarky, sarcastic, and bitter. He was bitching about the Cubs questioning the home plate umpire on some of those strikes being called. He especially went after Schwarber and his color man added, "hashtag stop whining." They were oh-so-smug about winning. tHom also sounds like he thinks he's recording dialogue for a baseball video game. He'll say the same thing twice in a row but try it a different way, which usually means louder and even more condescendingly. Glad the Cubs broke his heart because their broadcast is a brutal listen. 

I know there is plenty of previous history that might be playing a role in Thom's behavior during Cubs games, however I personally think the 2003 NLCS still ticks him off. He was five outs away from being the voice that would be heard for all eternity as the guy on the call when the Cubs finally won a pennant... And it was taken away from him.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #473 on: April 23, 2017, 12:15:17 PM »
Quote from: BC on April 23, 2017, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 22, 2017, 12:35:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2017, 07:16:39 AM
Any homer that gets Thom doing his best Sulkin Hawk Harrelson impersonation is a good one:
https://twitter.com/RonanOShea/status/855611279330902016?s=09

He's such a miserable bastard. I watched the Reds' feed for the bottom of the 8th and top of the 9th. He spent almost all of it being negative, nitpicky, snarky, sarcastic, and bitter. He was bitching about the Cubs questioning the home plate umpire on some of those strikes being called. He especially went after Schwarber and his color man added, "hashtag stop whining." They were oh-so-smug about winning. tHom also sounds like he thinks he's recording dialogue for a baseball video game. He'll say the same thing twice in a row but try it a different way, which usually means louder and even more condescendingly. Glad the Cubs broke his heart because their broadcast is a brutal listen. 

I know there is plenty of previous history that might be playing a role in Thom's behavior during Cubs games, however I personally think the 2003 NLCS still ticks him off. He was five outs away from being the voice that would be heard for all eternity as the guy on the call when the Cubs finally won a pennant... And it was taken away from him.

2003 took a lot away from all of us.
It sucked but most of us got over it.
1984 was even worse.

BC don't be an apologist for that self serving douche.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #474 on: April 23, 2017, 12:19:50 PM »
Quote from: BC on April 23, 2017, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 22, 2017, 12:35:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2017, 07:16:39 AM
Any homer that gets Thom doing his best Sulkin Hawk Harrelson impersonation is a good one:
https://twitter.com/RonanOShea/status/855611279330902016?s=09

He's such a miserable bastard. I watched the Reds' feed for the bottom of the 8th and top of the 9th. He spent almost all of it being negative, nitpicky, snarky, sarcastic, and bitter. He was bitching about the Cubs questioning the home plate umpire on some of those strikes being called. He especially went after Schwarber and his color man added, "hashtag stop whining." They were oh-so-smug about winning. tHom also sounds like he thinks he's recording dialogue for a baseball video game. He'll say the same thing twice in a row but try it a different way, which usually means louder and even more condescendingly. Glad the Cubs broke his heart because their broadcast is a brutal listen. 

I know there is plenty of previous history that might be playing a role in Thom's behavior during Cubs games, however I personally think the 2003 NLCS still ticks him off. He was five outs away from being the voice that would be heard for all eternity as the guy on the call when the Cubs finally won a pennant... And it was taken away from him.

But then he became the first person who ever tried to suck off Tim Tebow from the broadcast booth, and they can never take that away.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #475 on: April 23, 2017, 03:37:56 PM »
Quote from: flannj on April 23, 2017, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: BC on April 23, 2017, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 22, 2017, 12:35:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2017, 07:16:39 AM
Any homer that gets Thom doing his best Sulkin Hawk Harrelson impersonation is a good one:
https://twitter.com/RonanOShea/status/855611279330902016?s=09

He's such a miserable bastard. I watched the Reds' feed for the bottom of the 8th and top of the 9th. He spent almost all of it being negative, nitpicky, snarky, sarcastic, and bitter. He was bitching about the Cubs questioning the home plate umpire on some of those strikes being called. He especially went after Schwarber and his color man added, "hashtag stop whining." They were oh-so-smug about winning. tHom also sounds like he thinks he's recording dialogue for a baseball video game. He'll say the same thing twice in a row but try it a different way, which usually means louder and even more condescendingly. Glad the Cubs broke his heart because their broadcast is a brutal listen. 

I know there is plenty of previous history that might be playing a role in Thom's behavior during Cubs games, however I personally think the 2003 NLCS still ticks him off. He was five outs away from being the voice that would be heard for all eternity as the guy on the call when the Cubs finally won a pennant... And it was taken away from him.

2003 took a lot away from all of us.
It sucked but most of us got over it.
1984 was even worse.

BC don't be an apologist for that self serving douche.

Truly shameful bullshit toleration by Bullshit Condoner BC.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #476 on: April 23, 2017, 07:42:00 PM »
Damn it, I looked over my thoughts again and realized it did put Thom into a more favorable light.

I truly apologize from the bottom of my heart.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #477 on: May 25, 2017, 09:17:24 AM »
What the fuck does it take to get you morans to bump this man's thread?
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #478 on: June 14, 2017, 10:44:19 AM »
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #479 on: June 14, 2017, 10:56:45 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2017, 10:44:19 AM
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