The Travis "gives me" Wood bollockyoghurt chapchutney thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

[morpheus]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Wood does.

Seams like a good place to put this.



Wood already has the evil facial hair... would Mitch Wood be clean shaven then?

[Canadouche]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

I was going to go with Trevor. Or maybe Trad. Y'know, because it rhymes with "bad."

[Canadouche]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Wood does.

Seams like a good place to put this.



Wood already has the evil facial hair... would Mitch Wood be clean shaven then?

(I'm referring to myself, for the record)

[Bort]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

Now THAT'S the Fork know and tolerate!

[morpheus]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

Now THAT'S the Fork know and tolerate!

The *whole* Fork know and tolerate?

[Bort]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

Now THAT'S the Fork know and tolerate!

The *whole* Fork know and tolerate?

God damn it, Marie.

[Internet Apex]

Well, to be fair Carlos Lee fucks every Cubs pitcher up

Lucky thing he's been dealt to away from Houston where he could of continued to torment the Cubs for years to come.

[CT III]

Well, to be fair Carlos Lee fucks every Cubs pitcher up

Lucky thing he's been dealt to away from Houston where he could of continued to torment the Cubs for years to come.

Aren't they going to the AL next year?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Well, to be fair Carlos Lee fucks every Cubs pitcher up

Lucky thing he's been dealt to away from Houston where he could of continued to torment the Cubs for years to come.

Aren't they going to the AL next year?

I assume that was the point.

[morpheus]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

Now THAT'S the Fork know and tolerate!

The *whole* Fork know and tolerate?

God damn it, Marie.

[Internet Apex]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

Now THAT'S the Fork know and tolerate!

The *whole* Fork know and tolerate?

God damn it, Marie.

/internet

[PenPho]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

Now THAT'S the Fork know and tolerate!

The *whole* Fork know and tolerate?

God damn it, Marie.

/internet

THIS.

Laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

Now THAT'S the Fork know and tolerate!

The *whole* Fork know and tolerate?

God damn it, Marie.

/internet

So you're okay with this now?

[Internet Apex]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format. 

Mavis Wood taught me typing.

Now THAT'S the Fork know and tolerate!

The *whole* Fork know and tolerate?

God damn it, Marie.

/internet

So you're okay with this now?

Now that it's been significantly improved, you're damn right I am.