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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2012, 08:25:06 AM »

I drank probably a half of bottle of gin one night as a 16 year old and wound up throwing up in the police station after having been arrested for--among other things--Indecent Exposure.  Couldn't even smell the shit for nearly a decade after that without getting the willies.

So the one time they actually look for suspects, you've got your dong out.

Nice going, Seamus.

FACE.

I drank probably a half of bottle of gin one night as a 16 year old and wound up throwing up in the police station after having been arrested for--among other things--Indecent Exposure.  Couldn't even smell the shit for nearly a decade after that without getting the willies.

At least they had a suspect.
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2012, 08:28:52 AM »

I drank probably a half of bottle of gin one night as a 16 year old and wound up throwing up in the police station after having been arrested for--among other things--Indecent Exposure.  Couldn't even smell the shit for nearly a decade after that without getting the willies.

So the one time they actually look for suspects, you've got your dong out.

Nice going, Seamus.

FACE.

I drank probably a half of bottle of gin one night as a 16 year old and wound up throwing up in the police station after having been arrested for--among other things--Indecent Exposure.  Couldn't even smell the shit for nearly a decade after that without getting the willies.

At least they had a suspect.

C'mon, nobody reads Gil.
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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2012, 10:35:42 AM »

Gilbey's Gin. Perfect for that sensation of scraping your innards with steel wool.
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« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2012, 03:23:16 PM »

Gilbey's Gin. Perfect for that sensation of scraping your innards with steel wool.

I may have mentioned this before, but when I lived in Manchester in 1994 (curiously, I was living in Burnage, which is where Oasis are from, and this was just as they hit the big time - coincidence?), I shared a house with four other lads.  One of them - a real Australian - worked as a sales rep for Gilbey's vintners and so we had a garage literally full of Gilbey's gin, Smirnoff vodka, J&B whiskey and something called CJ Crocker.  I can therefore assure you, SKO, that Gilbey's gin is by no means the worst thing that Gilbey's distributes.  CJ Crocker was like a poor man's Southern Comfort, if you can imagine that for a moment.  I sincerely hope that the UN has since outlawed it.

Anyway, I was young and my liver was made of cast iron, so it didn't seem to matter.  Also, two of the other lads who lived in the house were sales reps for the pharmaceutical company that made "Resolve", hangover cure.  What a summer.
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« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2012, 03:31:23 PM »

Gilbey's Gin. Perfect for that sensation of scraping your innards with steel wool.

I may have mentioned this before, but when I lived in Manchester in 1994 (curiously, I was living in Burnage, which is where Oasis are from, and this was just as they hit the big time - coincidence?), I shared a house with four other lads.  One of them - a real Australian - worked as a sales rep for Gilbey's vintners and so we had a garage literally full of Gilbey's gin, Smirnoff vodka, J&B whiskey and something called CJ Crocker.  I can therefore assure you, SKO, that Gilbey's gin is by no means the worst thing that Gilbey's distributes.  CJ Crocker was like a poor man's Southern Comfort, if you can imagine that for a moment.  I sincerely hope that the UN has since outlawed it.

Anyway, I was young and my liver was made of cast iron, so it didn't seem to matter.  Also, two of the other lads who lived in the house were sales reps for the pharmaceutical company that made "Resolve", hangover cure.  What a summer.

So, one provided all the booze, two provided the hangover remedy, and you provided....?

Feel free to use this as an opportunity to boast.
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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2012, 07:03:40 PM »

Gilbey's Gin. Perfect for that sensation of scraping your innards with steel wool.

I may have mentioned this before, but when I lived in Manchester in 1994 (curiously, I was living in Burnage, which is where Oasis are from, and this was just as they hit the big time - coincidence?), I shared a house with four other lads.  One of them - a real Australian - worked as a sales rep for Gilbey's vintners and so we had a garage literally full of Gilbey's gin, Smirnoff vodka, J&B whiskey and something called CJ Crocker.  I can therefore assure you, SKO, that Gilbey's gin is by no means the worst thing that Gilbey's distributes.  CJ Crocker was like a poor man's Southern Comfort, if you can imagine that for a moment.  I sincerely hope that the UN has since outlawed it.

Anyway, I was young and my liver was made of cast iron, so it didn't seem to matter.  Also, two of the other lads who lived in the house were sales reps for the pharmaceutical company that made "Resolve", hangover cure.  What a summer.

So, one provided all the booze, two provided the hangover remedy, and you provided....?

Feel free to use this as an opportunity to boast.

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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2012, 07:22:39 AM »

Gilbey's Gin. Perfect for that sensation of scraping your innards with steel wool.

I may have mentioned this before, but when I lived in Manchester in 1994 (curiously, I was living in Burnage, which is where Oasis are from, and this was just as they hit the big time - coincidence?), I shared a house with four other lads.  One of them - a real Australian - worked as a sales rep for Gilbey's vintners and so we had a garage literally full of Gilbey's gin, Smirnoff vodka, J&B whiskey and something called CJ Crocker.  I can therefore assure you, SKO, that Gilbey's gin is by no means the worst thing that Gilbey's distributes.  CJ Crocker was like a poor man's Southern Comfort, if you can imagine that for a moment.  I sincerely hope that the UN has since outlawed it.

Anyway, I was young and my liver was made of cast iron, so it didn't seem to matter.  Also, two of the other lads who lived in the house were sales reps for the pharmaceutical company that made "Resolve", hangover cure.  What a summer.

So, one provided all the booze, two provided the hangover remedy, and you provided....?


Sausage rolls, natch.
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« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 06:53:16 PM »

I drank probably a half of bottle of gin one night as a 16 year old and wound up throwing up in the police station after having been arrested for--among other things--Indecent Exposure.  Couldn't even smell the shit for nearly a decade after that without getting the willies.

So the one time they actually look for suspects, you've got your dong out.

Nice going, Seamus.

He was just visually explaining to the young lassies why he couldn't play around back there.
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« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2012, 09:46:58 AM »

I drank probably a half of bottle of gin one night as a 16 year old and wound up throwing up in the police station after having been arrested for--among other things--Indecent Exposure.  Couldn't even smell the shit for nearly a decade after that without getting the willies.

So the one time they actually look for suspects, you've got your dong out.

Nice going, Seamus.

He was just visually explaining to the young lassies why he couldn't play around back there.

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« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2012, 10:06:17 AM »

I drank probably a half of bottle of gin one night as a 16 year old and wound up throwing up in the police station after having been arrested for--among other things--Indecent Exposure.  Couldn't even smell the shit for nearly a decade after that without getting the willies.

So the one time they actually look for suspects, you've got your dong out.

Nice going, Seamus.

He was just visually explaining to the young lassies why he couldn't play around back there.

There are too many memes on the field!

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