Sgt. Rock Ain't Going To Help Him

[Bort]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

You're not going to get butthurt if I mock this guy like I mocked your DEAD WHORE GRANDMOTHER, are you?

[Bort]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

You're not going to get butthurt if I mock this guy like I mocked your DEAD WHORE GRANDMOTHER, are you?

I'd say that was the booze talking, but you've been this belligerent even when you were sucking potato juice out of the hem of the scullery maid that whelped you in that Kilkenny bog.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

You're not going to get butthurt if I mock this guy like I mocked your DEAD WHORE GRANDMOTHER, are you?

I'd say that was the booze talking, but you've been this belligerent even when you were sucking potato juice out of the hem of the scullery maid that whelped you in that KilkennyLetterkenny bog.

You jist watch who yer telkin' to, boy.

[Bort]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

You're not going to get butthurt if I mock this guy like I mocked your DEAD WHORE GRANDMOTHER, are you?

I'd say that was the booze talking, but you've been this belligerent even when you were sucking potato juice out of the hem of the scullery maid that whelped you in that KilkennyLetterkenny bog.

You jist watch who yer telkin' to, boy.

Like I care which mud hut is which.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

You're not going to get butthurt if I mock this guy like I mocked your DEAD WHORE GRANDMOTHER, are you?

I'd say that was the booze talking, but you've been this belligerent even when you were sucking potato juice out of the hem of the scullery maid that whelped you in that Kilkenny bog.

Wow. I had no idea that Huey was Irish royalty.

[Bort]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

You're not going to get butthurt if I mock this guy like I mocked your DEAD WHORE GRANDMOTHER, are you?

I'd say that was the booze talking, but you've been this belligerent even when you were sucking potato juice out of the hem of the scullery maid that whelped you in that Kilkenny bog.

Wow. I had no idea that Huey was Irish royalty.

Irish Royalty=Wipes the pint mug out with a greasy rag before drinking his breakfast instead of just letting it "season."

[J. Walter Weatherman]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

You're not going to get butthurt if I mock this guy like I mocked your DEAD WHORE GRANDMOTHER, are you?

I'd say that was the booze talking, but you've been this belligerent even when you were sucking potato juice out of the hem of the scullery maid that whelped you in that Kilkenny bog.

Wow. I had no idea that Huey was Irish royalty.

Irish Royalty=Wipes the pint mug out with a greasy rag before drinking his breakfast instead of just letting it "season."

The infant Huard, Bog Prince of County Tater, took his breast milk on the rocks.

[Quality Start Machine]

War comics legend Joe Kubert.

You're not going to get butthurt if I mock this guy like I mocked your DEAD WHORE GRANDMOTHER, are you?

I'd say that was the booze talking, but you've been this belligerent even when you were sucking potato juice out of the hem of the scullery maid that whelped you in that Kilkenny bog.

Wow. I had no idea that Huey was Irish royalty.

Irish Royalty=Wipes the pint mug out with a greasy rag before drinking his breakfast instead of just letting it "season."

The infant Huard, Bog Prince of County Tater, took his breast milk on the rocks.

And wore his helmet like a crown.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The PANKHelmet rests heavily on my oversized potato gourd-head.