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J. Walter Weatherman

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Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« on: November 07, 2012, 11:42:11 AM »


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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2012, 12:03:32 PM »
Remember when this country used to be free?
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2012, 12:15:16 PM »
Let us come together and celebrate yesterday as one of the greatest days in world history.


The birth of Adolphe Sax, inventor of the Saxophone!
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2012, 12:15:25 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on November 07, 2012, 12:03:32 PM
Remember when this country used to be free?

Freedom ain't free

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2012, 12:46:24 PM »
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 12:15:16 PM
Let us come together and celebrate yesterday as one of the greatest days in world history.


The birth of Adolphe Sax, inventor of the Saxophone!

Fucking hell, that's going some.  He was born yesterday, and has already invented a widely-used musical instrument.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2012, 01:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on November 07, 2012, 12:46:24 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 12:15:16 PM
Let us come together and celebrate yesterday as one of the greatest days in world history.


The birth of Adolphe Sax, inventor of the Saxophone!

Fucking hell, that's going some.  He was born yesterday, and has already invented a widely-used musical instrument.

All he did was rip off the Saxomophone.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2012, 02:19:36 PM »
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2012, 02:28:40 PM »
Some mild butthurt here, courtesy of George Will: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-the-winner-is-the-status-quo/2012/11/07/719280e0-28fc-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteSelf-identified conservatives outnumber self-identified liberals 2-to-1 in a nation that has reelected the most liberal president since Lyndon Johnson and his mentor Franklin Roosevelt.

QuoteObama is only the second president (Andrew Jackson was the first) to win a second term with a reduced percentage of the popular vote, and the third (after Madison and Woodrow Wilson) to win a second term with a smaller percentage of the electoral vote. A diminished figure after conducting the most relentlessly negative campaign ever run by an incumbent, he has the meager mandate of not being Bain Capital. Foreshadowing continuing institutional conflict, which the constitutional system not only anticipates but encourages, Speaker John Boehner says of the House Republican caucus: "We'll have as much of a mandate as he will."
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2012, 02:37:10 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
Some mild butthurt here, courtesy of George Will: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-the-winner-is-the-status-quo/2012/11/07/719280e0-28fc-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteSelf-identified conservatives outnumber self-identified liberals 2-to-1 in a nation that has reelected the most liberal president since Lyndon Johnson and his mentor Franklin Roosevelt.

QuoteObama is only the second president (Andrew Jackson was the first) to win a second term with a reduced percentage of the popular vote, and the third (after Madison and Woodrow Wilson) to win a second term with a smaller percentage of the electoral vote. A diminished figure after conducting the most relentlessly negative campaign ever run by an incumbent, he has the meager mandate of not being Bain Capital. Foreshadowing continuing institutional conflict, which the constitutional system not only anticipates but encourages, Speaker John Boehner says of the House Republican caucus: "We'll have as much of a mandate as he will."

Well that's fucking miserable. I hope the Cubs don't win the series until after he dies.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2012, 02:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
Some mild butthurt here, courtesy of George Will: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-the-winner-is-the-status-quo/2012/11/07/719280e0-28fc-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteSelf-identified conservatives outnumber self-identified liberals 2-to-1 in a nation that has reelected the most liberal president since Lyndon Johnson and his mentor Franklin Roosevelt.

QuoteObama is only the second president (Andrew Jackson was the first) to win a second term with a reduced percentage of the popular vote, and the third (after Madison and Woodrow Wilson) to win a second term with a smaller percentage of the electoral vote. A diminished figure after conducting the most relentlessly negative campaign ever run by an incumbent, he has the meager mandate of not being Bain Capital. Foreshadowing continuing institutional conflict, which the constitutional system not only anticipates but encourages, Speaker John Boehner says of the House Republican caucus: "We'll have as much of a mandate as he will."

The Swift Boat Veterans would like to have a word with George.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2012, 02:57:57 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
Some mild butthurt here, courtesy of George Will: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-the-winner-is-the-status-quo/2012/11/07/719280e0-28fc-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteSelf-identified conservatives outnumber self-identified liberals 2-to-1 in a nation that has reelected the most liberal president since Lyndon Johnson and his mentor Franklin Roosevelt.

QuoteObama is only the second president (Andrew Jackson was the first) to win a second term with a reduced percentage of the popular vote, and the third (after Madison and Woodrow Wilson) to win a second term with a smaller percentage of the electoral vote. A diminished figure after conducting the most relentlessly negative campaign ever run by an incumbent, he has the meager mandate of not being Bain Capital. Foreshadowing continuing institutional conflict, which the constitutional system not only anticipates but encourages, Speaker John Boehner says of the House Republican caucus: "We'll have as much of a mandate as he will."

Also, Nixon was the most liberal President since Johnson.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2012, 03:36:12 PM »
Did someone say butthurt?
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2012, 04:16:41 PM »
The first shot in the fiscal cliff negotiations.

QuoteHouse Speaker John Boehner offered Wednesday to pursue a deal with a victorious President Barack Obama that will include higher taxes "under the right conditions" to help reduce the nation's staggering debt and put its finances in order.

Quote"Mr. President, this is your moment," Boehner told reporters, speaking about the "fiscal cliff" that will hit in January. "We want you to lead."

Somewhat vague on deets:
QuoteThe Ohio Republican spoke a day after the president's clear re-election victory. He said conditions on higher taxes would include a revamped tax code to make it cleaner and fairer, fewer loopholes and lower rates for all.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/49731550
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2012, 07:57:53 PM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2012, 08:32:32 PM »
Waite for Ittt.......
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