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Tonker

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Watch Dogs
« on: February 20, 2013, 08:58:30 AM »
Apparently, this is a hacking/action adventure/fps and will be released for next Christmas.  I don't know if the whole thing is set in Chicago but the ten minutes of gameplay showcased online are, and it is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Say it with me: GAME CHANGER.
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Re: Watch Dogs
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 09:45:55 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 20, 2013, 08:58:30 AM
Apparently, this is a hacking/action adventure/fps and will be released for next Christmas.  I don't know if the whole thing is set in Chicago but the ten minutes of gameplay showcased online are, and it is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Say it with me: GAME CHANGER.

I will not.

It is a good trailer though and looks amazing.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Watch Dogs
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2013, 10:07:08 AM »
Yeah I'll be getting this.

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Re: Watch Dogs
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2013, 10:53:24 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 20, 2013, 08:58:30 AM
Apparently, this is a hacking/action adventure/fps and will be released for next Christmas.  I don't know if the whole thing is set in Chicago but the ten minutes of gameplay showcased online are, and it is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Say it with me: GAME CHANGER.

I will not.

It is a good trailer though and looks amazing.

You're just afraid there is going to be fire pit jumping in the game.
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Re: Watch Dogs
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2013, 11:00:07 AM »
Quote from: Fork on February 20, 2013, 10:53:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 20, 2013, 08:58:30 AM
Apparently, this is a hacking/action adventure/fps and will be released for next Christmas.  I don't know if the whole thing is set in Chicago but the ten minutes of gameplay showcased online are, and it is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Say it with me: GAME CHANGER.

I will not.

It is a good trailer though and looks amazing.

You're just afraid there is going to be fire pit jumping in the game.

Or a level where you have to kill all the goats without harming a sheep.
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Re: Watch Dogs
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 12:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Bort on February 20, 2013, 11:00:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 20, 2013, 10:53:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 20, 2013, 08:58:30 AM
Apparently, this is a hacking/action adventure/fps and will be released for next Christmas.  I don't know if the whole thing is set in Chicago but the ten minutes of gameplay showcased online are, and it is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Say it with me: GAME CHANGER.

I will not.

It is a good trailer though and looks amazing.

You're just afraid there is going to be fire pit jumping in the game.

Or a level where you have to kill all the goats without harming a sheep.

And those SUITS!  Not a Brooks Brothers in the whole game!
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Watch Dogs
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2013, 02:03:28 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 20, 2013, 12:56:01 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 20, 2013, 11:00:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 20, 2013, 10:53:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 20, 2013, 08:58:30 AM
Apparently, this is a hacking/action adventure/fps and will be released for next Christmas.  I don't know if the whole thing is set in Chicago but the ten minutes of gameplay showcased online are, and it is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Say it with me: GAME CHANGER.

I will not.

It is a good trailer though and looks amazing.

You're just afraid there is going to be fire pit jumping in the game.

Or a level where you have to kill all the goats without harming a sheep.

And those SUITS!  Not a Brooks Brothers in the whole game!

That's what made LA Noire so awesome.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Watch Dogs
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2013, 02:08:39 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2013, 02:03:28 PM
Quote from: morpheus on February 20, 2013, 12:56:01 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 20, 2013, 11:00:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 20, 2013, 10:53:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 20, 2013, 08:58:30 AM
Apparently, this is a hacking/action adventure/fps and will be released for next Christmas.  I don't know if the whole thing is set in Chicago but the ten minutes of gameplay showcased online are, and it is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Say it with me: GAME CHANGER.

I will not.

It is a good trailer though and looks amazing.

You're just afraid there is going to be fire pit jumping in the game.

Or a level where you have to kill all the goats without harming a sheep.

And those SUITS!  Not a Brooks Brothers in the whole game!

That's what made LA Noire so awesome.

Was that the one where you had to drive a vinegar truck?
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Tonker

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Re: Watch Dogs
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2013, 03:24:06 AM »
There's more, here, and a slightly different take on the same thing, here.
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