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Richard Chuggar

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2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« on: March 11, 2013, 03:58:55 PM »
This years early sleeper pick for the MVP:

Yang Yang
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2013, 04:14:45 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 11, 2013, 03:58:55 PM
This years early sleeper pick for the MVP:

Yang Yang

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2013, 06:06:57 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 11, 2013, 04:14:45 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 11, 2013, 03:58:55 PM
This years early sleeper pick for the MVP:

Yang Yang

?

He plays for the Giants
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2013, 02:02:28 PM »
APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees have asked first baseman Derrek Lee if he would come out of retirement and join the team as Mark Teixeira's replacement.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2013, 08:40:56 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on March 13, 2013, 02:02:28 PM
APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees have asked first baseman Derrek Lee if he would come out of retirement and join the team as Mark Teixeira's replacement.

I didn't know Derek Lee had retired.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2013, 05:35:01 PM »
Javier Baez may not make the Chicago Cubstinks this year, but boy is he hitting them today in Arizona
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2013, 10:13:53 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on March 16, 2013, 05:35:01 PM
Javier Baez may not make the Chicago Cubstinks this year, but boy is he hitting them today in Arizona


My son in Japan only gets to see games that have a Japanese interest involved, so he watched the Cubs' split squad play a Japanese team.  On Skype yesterday he said that he had only two words for me,  "Javier Baez'.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2013, 05:52:02 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on March 17, 2013, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: thehawk on March 16, 2013, 05:35:01 PM
Javier Baez may not make the Chicago Cubstinks this year, but boy is he hitting them today in Arizona


My son in Japan only gets to see games that have a Japanese interest involved, so he watched the Cubs' split squad play a Japanese team.  On Skype yesterday he said that he had only two words for me,  "Javier Baez'.

Probably because he hit a ball yesterday that may had ended up in your son's front yard.  That was his third home run in I believe 4ABs (and the first 3 HRs were on 3 consecutive pitches).
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2013, 09:13:30 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on March 17, 2013, 05:52:02 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 17, 2013, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: thehawk on March 16, 2013, 05:35:01 PM
Javier Baez may not make the Chicago Cubstinks this year, but boy is he hitting them today in Arizona


My son in Japan only gets to see games that have a Japanese interest involved, so he watched the Cubs' split squad play a Japanese team.  On Skype yesterday he said that he had only two words for me,  "Javier Baez'.

Probably because he hit a ball yesterday that may had ended up in your son's front yard.  That was his third home run in I believe 4ABs (and the first 3 HRs were on 3 consecutive pitches).

There's a YouTube video of him using a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2013, 09:20:40 AM »
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2013, 09:42:06 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2013, 09:20:40 AM
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2013, 09:50:11 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 18, 2013, 09:42:06 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2013, 09:20:40 AM
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

It's something like this...

CAN JAVIER BAEZ HIT IN THE MAJORS RIGHT NOW?!?

Then it's your classic Al stuff, Gary Scott mention, Michah Hoffpauir, Scott McClain.

Then a story about Rogers Hornsby, Billy Williams and Ron Santo.  Then some more Ron Santo.

Something something Corey Patterson.

In conclusion, the answer is "probably" but Al doesn't recommend it.  Or advocate it.  So don't yell at him, man.

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2013, 10:09:43 AM »
Quote from: CT III on March 18, 2013, 09:50:11 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 18, 2013, 09:42:06 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2013, 09:20:40 AM
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

It's something like this...

CAN JAVIER BAEZ HIT IN THE MAJORS RIGHT NOW?!?

Then it's your classic Al stuff, Gary Scott mention, Michah Hoffpauir, Scott McClain.

Then a story about Rogers Hornsby, Billy Williams and Ron Santo.  Then some more Ron Santo.

Something something Corey Patterson.

In conclusion, the answer is "probably" but Al doesn't recommend it.  Or advocate it.  So don't yell at him, man.


I got distracted right away by the fact that there's some kid named Khristopher Davis with the Brewers.

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2013, 10:15:20 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2013, 10:09:43 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 18, 2013, 09:50:11 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 18, 2013, 09:42:06 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2013, 09:20:40 AM
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

It's something like this...

CAN JAVIER BAEZ HIT IN THE MAJORS RIGHT NOW?!?

Then it's your classic Al stuff, Gary Scott mention, Michah Hoffpauir, Scott McClain.

Then a story about Rogers Hornsby, Billy Williams and Ron Santo.  Then some more Ron Santo.

Something something Corey Patterson.

In conclusion, the answer is "probably" but Al doesn't recommend it.  Or advocate it.  So don't yell at him, man.


I got distracted right away by the fact that there's some kid named Khristopher Davis with the Brewers.

I got distracted by the bear trapped inside the cum drop:


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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2013, 10:18:55 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on March 18, 2013, 10:15:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2013, 10:09:43 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 18, 2013, 09:50:11 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 18, 2013, 09:42:06 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2013, 09:20:40 AM
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

It's something like this...

CAN JAVIER BAEZ HIT IN THE MAJORS RIGHT NOW?!?

Then it's your classic Al stuff, Gary Scott mention, Michah Hoffpauir, Scott McClain.

Then a story about Rogers Hornsby, Billy Williams and Ron Santo.  Then some more Ron Santo.

Something something Corey Patterson.

In conclusion, the answer is "probably" but Al doesn't recommend it.  Or advocate it.  So don't yell at him, man.


I got distracted right away by the fact that there's some kid named Khristopher Davis with the Brewers.

I got distracted by the bear trapped inside the seamen drop:



You know, part of me wants to believe that you intentionally misspelled "semen," but with you, I just don't know anymore.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.