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Slaky

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Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« on: January 02, 2014, 09:49:05 AM »
Jay Cutler for SEVEN. MORE. YEARS.

Jennings and Slauson are back.

I can't wait to see what he does next.

What a pair of nuts on that big eared freak.

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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2014, 09:50:36 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on January 02, 2014, 09:49:05 AM
Jay Cutler for SEVEN. MORE. YEARS.

Jennings and Slauson are back.

I can't wait to see what he does next.

What a pair of nuts on that big eared freak.

LONG LIVE JAKE UTLER!  Everybody light up and celebrate.

You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2014, 10:05:07 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 02, 2014, 09:50:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 02, 2014, 09:49:05 AM
Jay Cutler for SEVEN. MORE. YEARS.

Jennings and Slauson are back.

I can't wait to see what he does next.

What a pair of nuts on that big eared freak.

LONG LIVE JAKE UTLER!  Everybody light up and celebrate.



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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2014, 10:12:12 AM »
#EmstinkIsWonderful

#IStandWithPhil

#DieMeatballsDie
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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2014, 10:56:53 AM »
So. Happy
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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2014, 12:14:46 PM »
ESPN wins for stupidest headline:

You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2014, 12:35:00 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 02, 2014, 12:14:46 PM
ESPN wins for stupidest headline:



Let the local writers get to it before you declare something like that.
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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2014, 01:24:37 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 02, 2014, 12:35:00 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 02, 2014, 12:14:46 PM
ESPN wins for stupidest headline:



Let the local writers get to it before you declare something like that.

A fair point — let's say ESPN is currently in the lead then.

Was Podlesh as bad as he seemed this year?  Obviously the Bears have bigger problems than the punter, but am I wrong to wish for Kluwe or some NDFA to replace him?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2014, 01:49:11 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 02, 2014, 01:24:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 02, 2014, 12:35:00 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 02, 2014, 12:14:46 PM
ESPN wins for stupidest headline:



Let the local writers get to it before you declare something like that.

A fair point — let's say ESPN is currently in the lead then.

Was Podlesh as bad as he seemed this year?  Obviously the Bears have bigger problems than the punter, but am I wrong to wish for Kluwe or some NDFA to replace him?

He was fucking terrible. Dead last in the NFL according to PFF's rankings. I hope he's gone.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2014, 02:26:21 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 02, 2014, 01:24:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 02, 2014, 12:35:00 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 02, 2014, 12:14:46 PM
ESPN wins for stupidest headline:



Let the local writers get to it before you declare something like that.

A fair point — let's say ESPN is currently in the lead then.

Was Podlesh as bad as he seemed this year?  Obviously the Bears have bigger problems than the punter, but am I wrong to wish for Kluwe or some NDFA to replace him?

#nogays

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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2014, 02:43:42 PM »
The twits is saying the deal basically is 3 years, 54 million. After that the last four years are the usual NFL pretend money.
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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2014, 02:49:34 PM »
The real fun about the Cutler deal is the anticipation of the post from CubFan in Hyde Park and the reaction that he will get
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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2014, 03:08:41 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 02, 2014, 02:49:34 PM
The real fun about the Cutler deal is the anticipation of the post from CubFan in Hyde Park and the reaction that he will get

We can only hope it's killed him
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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2014, 03:21:02 PM »
Usually meatballs are good and illogical, and I am happy in my avoidance of sports radio, but other than Career Backup McCown, did anyone offer up any options other than Cutler?
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Re: Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2014, 03:36:31 PM »
Quote from: Fork on January 02, 2014, 03:21:02 PM
Usually meatballs are good and illogical, and I am happy in my avoidance of sports radio, but other than Career Backup McCown, did anyone offer up any options other than Cutler?
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