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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2014, 11:29:02 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2014, 11:09:47 AM
Present.

When did CT start offshoring his vote?
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2014, 12:14:05 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2014, 11:29:02 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2014, 11:09:47 AM
Present.

When did CT start offshoring his vote?

It's much cheaper this way.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2014, 09:00:34 AM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2014, 02:52:25 PM »
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2014, 10:23:17 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 13, 2014, 02:52:25 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 13, 2014, 09:00:34 AM
Take THAT, 17 year old Josh Vitters!

FAKE.  That video is clearly from the 1980s.

After those fantastic uniforms, my favorite part of the video is Bryant heading into second looking out at where he hit that ball and clearly digging himself.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2014, 11:57:59 PM »
Bump.

Another dong, giving him 4 to go with his 3(!) steals. His walks are catching up to his strikeouts too.

He'll be in Iowa by June 1 if this keeps up.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2014, 09:07:54 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 18, 2014, 11:57:59 PM
Bump.

Another dong, giving him 4 to go with his 3(!) steals. His walks are catching up to his strikeouts too.

He'll be in Iowa by June 1 if this keeps up.
Why do you say that? Has Gov. Branstead annexed Chicago?
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2014, 08:38:57 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 18, 2014, 11:57:59 PM
Bump.

Another dong, giving him 4 to go with his 3(!) steals. His walks are catching up to his strikeouts too.

He'll be in Iowa by June 1 if this keeps up.

yay
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2014, 08:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 20, 2014, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 18, 2014, 11:57:59 PM
Bump.

Another dong, giving him 4 to go with his 3(!) steals. His walks are catching up to his strikeouts too.

He'll be in Iowa by June 1 if this keeps up.

yay

Well it's something.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2014, 07:08:29 AM »
Two dongs and a double that didn't miss by much last night.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2014, 09:40:17 AM »
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2014, 07:08:29 AM
Two dongs and a double that didn't miss by much last night.

Kris Bryant is all we have. /kills self
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2014, 02:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 08, 2014, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2014, 07:08:29 AM
Two dongs and a double that didn't miss by much last night.

Kris Bryant is all we have need. /kills self


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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2014, 07:49:56 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 08, 2014, 02:41:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 08, 2014, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2014, 07:08:29 AM
Two dongs and a double that didn't miss by much last night.

Kris Bryant is all we have need. /kills self



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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2014, 08:20:38 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 08, 2014, 02:41:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 08, 2014, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2014, 07:08:29 AM
Two dongs and a double that didn't miss by much last night.

Kris Bryant is all we have need. /kills self




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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2014, 09:18:37 AM »
BUMP

This dude is fucking amazing
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