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CBStew

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1125 on: August 25, 2016, 11:44:09 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on August 25, 2016, 10:33:38 AM
Everyone is giddy.

The Cubs are highly likely to become the first 100-win Cubs team since 1935, and only the second since 1910. Even Stew can't remember the last time that happened!
The major leagues went from 154 to a 162 game season in 1962.  So before 1962 it was even harder to reach 100 wins in a season.  And yes, 1935 was before my time.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1126 on: August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM »
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1127 on: August 26, 2016, 03:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1128 on: August 26, 2016, 03:28:34 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 26, 2016, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Intrepid Reader: Scott Boras

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I mean, pay the man. I wasn't saying low-ball him.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1129 on: August 26, 2016, 03:38:13 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 03:28:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 26, 2016, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Intrepid Reader: Scott Boras

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I mean, pay the man. I wasn't saying low-ball him.

If Boras ever has problems being flaccid, he just thinks about Bryant on the open market.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1130 on: August 26, 2016, 03:46:32 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Why do you want Kris Bryant to die when he's 44?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1131 on: August 26, 2016, 10:32:40 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 26, 2016, 03:46:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
Is it too early to sign him to a 20-year lifetime contract?

Why do you want Kris Bryant to die when he's 44?

That's true. He's playing until he's 50 at least.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1132 on: August 27, 2016, 12:22:59 AM »
KABOOM

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1133 on: August 27, 2016, 12:24:32 AM »
Holy fucking shit. Against a guy who hadn't given a HR up this year until that.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1134 on: August 27, 2016, 12:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 27, 2016, 12:24:32 AM
Holy fucking shit. Against a guy who hadn't given a HR up this year until that.

More like Adam Liberaturd amirite
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1135 on: August 27, 2016, 12:33:33 AM »
Hahahaha
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1136 on: August 27, 2016, 12:56:59 AM »
Seriously. This fucking guy.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1137 on: August 27, 2016, 06:14:09 AM »
Some dude in Cairo just punched a camel in the face on CNN.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1138 on: August 27, 2016, 06:40:10 AM »
Echoes of Ryne Sandberg.
M'lady.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1139 on: September 07, 2016, 07:17:09 PM »
Stop sliding head first in to first base, especially in meaningless games.