News:

OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

Main Menu
Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Pages: Pages 1 ... 41 42 43 44 45 ... 49

Author Topic: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower  ( 71,360 )

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #630 on: July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM »

Our large adult son is coming home.
Logged
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #631 on: July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.
Logged
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #632 on: July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.
Logged
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Armchair_QB

  • Hank White Fan Club
  • Posts: 817
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #633 on: July 27, 2017, 08:07:59 PM »
DONG
Logged
"I never read this book the Cardinals wrote way back in the day regarding how to play baseball."

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #634 on: July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Logged
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Shooter

  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,624
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #635 on: July 27, 2017, 09:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Bump
Logged

Brownie

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,279
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #636 on: July 27, 2017, 10:18:34 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on July 27, 2017, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Bump

Is he fixed yet? Asking for a friend.
Logged

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #637 on: July 27, 2017, 10:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 27, 2017, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 27, 2017, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Bump

Is he fixed yet? Asking for a friend.

Let's wait until he faces better competition than the Trash Sox, but ........... maybe.
Logged
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Armchair_QB

  • Hank White Fan Club
  • Posts: 817
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #638 on: July 27, 2017, 11:38:54 PM »
The opposite field bomb made me all tingly.
Logged
"I never read this book the Cardinals wrote way back in the day regarding how to play baseball."

Tonker

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,063
  • Location: Den Haag
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #639 on: July 28, 2017, 02:00:03 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 27, 2017, 11:38:54 PM
The opposite field bomb made me all tingly.


Me too, but I'm too much of a traditionalist not to enjoy those moonshots he hits down the right-field line.
Logged
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #640 on: July 28, 2017, 08:12:14 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 10:30:14 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 27, 2017, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 27, 2017, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Bump

Is he fixed yet? Asking for a friend.

Let's wait until he faces better competition than the Trash Sox, but ........... maybe.

His second half splits are 278/366/694. I can live with that.
Logged
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Chuck to Chuck

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,831
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #641 on: July 28, 2017, 08:18:52 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 08:12:14 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 10:30:14 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 27, 2017, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 27, 2017, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Bump

Is he fixed yet? Asking for a friend.

Let's wait until he faces better competition than the Trash Sox, but ........... maybe.

His second half splits are 278/366/694. I can live with that.

That's up from .219/.324/.438.

The day before.
Logged

SKO

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 8,694
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #642 on: July 28, 2017, 08:27:36 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2017, 08:18:52 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 08:12:14 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 10:30:14 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 27, 2017, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 27, 2017, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Bump

Is he fixed yet? Asking for a friend.

Let's wait until he faces better competition than the Trash Sox, but ........... maybe.

His second half splits are 278/366/694. I can live with that.

That's up from .219/.324/.438.

The day before.

How about since his call up from Iowa? Before last night he was slashing .239/.340/.500/.840 since he came back. Including last night it is .280/.368/.680/1.048. Glad Kyle Fucking Schwarber hasn't done enough to avoid getting the Chuck Cherry Picking Awful treatment. Why do you watch sports/ostensibly have a favorite baseball team?
Logged
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #643 on: July 28, 2017, 08:44:33 AM »
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 08:27:36 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2017, 08:18:52 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 08:12:14 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 10:30:14 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 27, 2017, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 27, 2017, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Bump

Is he fixed yet? Asking for a friend.

Let's wait until he faces better competition than the Trash Sox, but ........... maybe.

His second half splits are 278/366/694. I can live with that.

That's up from .219/.324/.438.

The day before.

How about since his call up from Iowa? Before last night he was slashing .239/.340/.500/.840 since he came back. Including last night it is .280/.368/.680/1.048. Glad Kyle Fucking Schwarber hasn't done enough to avoid getting the Chuck Cherry Picking Awful treatment. Why do you watch sports/ostensibly have a favorite baseball team?

Let it go, man. Let's all enjoy our large adult son mangling baseballs north of the Cheddar Curtain this weekend.
Logged
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

SKO

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 8,694
Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #644 on: July 28, 2017, 09:43:46 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 08:44:33 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 08:27:36 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2017, 08:18:52 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 08:12:14 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 10:30:14 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 27, 2017, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 27, 2017, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 27, 2017, 01:35:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

Our large adult son is coming home.

He went to Iowa, grew some facial hair, and came back as Edgy Kyle Schwarber.

He probably wears a Disturbed shirt under his jersey now.

Our sweet mashing boy is growing up.
Bump

Is he fixed yet? Asking for a friend.

Let's wait until he faces better competition than the Trash Sox, but ........... maybe.

His second half splits are 278/366/694. I can live with that.

That's up from .219/.324/.438.

The day before.

How about since his call up from Iowa? Before last night he was slashing .239/.340/.500/.840 since he came back. Including last night it is .280/.368/.680/1.048. Glad Kyle Fucking Schwarber hasn't done enough to avoid getting the Chuck Cherry Picking Awful treatment. Why do you watch sports/ostensibly have a favorite baseball team?

Let it go, man. Let's all enjoy our large adult son mangling baseballs north of the Cheddar Curtain this weekend.

I would rarely want these Cubs to take notes from this team, but time to party like it's 2008.
Logged
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015
Print
Pages: Pages 1 ... 41 42 43 44 45 ... 49
Previous topic - Next topic