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Yeti

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2014, 09:22:59 AM »
This whole thread makes me not like Hendricks. Not entirely sure why, but fuck that dude

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2014, 11:37:15 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 13, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2014, 11:42:30 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 14, 2014, 11:37:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 13, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

If you read Fork's posts picturing a grown man petting several kitties, they all get even better.

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2014, 12:13:16 PM »
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2014, 11:42:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 14, 2014, 11:37:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 13, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

If you read Fork's posts picturing a grown man petting several kitties, they all get even better.

Come on.  Who doesn't like kittens?
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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2014, 01:06:05 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 14, 2014, 11:37:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 13, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

Since the Blake Parker experience?

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2014, 02:17:06 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 14, 2014, 12:13:16 PM
Quote from: BH on August 14, 2014, 11:42:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 14, 2014, 11:37:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 13, 2014, 04:07:18 PM
Best of all, his repertoire and delivery probably means he'll enjoy pretty robust health throughout his career.

This is my favorite Fork-pretends-to-be-a-scout post in quite some time.

If you read Fork's posts picturing a grown man petting several kitties, they all get even better.

Come on.  Who doesn't like kittens?

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2014, 04:30:37 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 13, 2014, 05:11:27 PM
By definition every minor leaguer who gets called up has a track record of adjustments and success. I just don't know why you're assuming Hendricks is already here to stay, that's all.

Intrepid reader: Daniel Garibay

Ahem.
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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2014, 04:34:45 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 14, 2014, 04:30:37 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 13, 2014, 05:11:27 PM
By definition every minor leaguer who gets called up has a track record of adjustments and success. I just don't know why you're assuming Hendricks is already here to stay, that's all.

Intrepid reader: Daniel Garibay

Ahem.

Dear God. You went Garibay.
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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2014, 04:42:34 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 14, 2014, 04:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 14, 2014, 04:30:37 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 13, 2014, 05:11:27 PM
By definition every minor leaguer who gets called up has a track record of adjustments and success. I just don't know why you're assuming Hendricks is already here to stay, that's all.

Intrepid reader: Daniel Garibay

Ahem.

Dear God. You went Garibay.

Yes I did.  You think this is a game?
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2014, 06:59:04 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 14, 2014, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 14, 2014, 04:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 14, 2014, 04:30:37 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 13, 2014, 05:11:27 PM
By definition every minor leaguer who gets called up has a track record of adjustments and success. I just don't know why you're assuming Hendricks is already here to stay, that's all.

Intrepid reader: Daniel Garibay

Ahem.

Dear God. You went Garibay.

Yes I did.  You think this is a game?

I failed to account for a delusional front office.  Curses.
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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2014, 02:25:29 PM »
Another win, another quality start - 6 in a row.
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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2014, 10:29:28 PM »
Another win, another QS.

5 straight starts without allowing a homer.

Greatly enjoying the Kyle Hendricks Experience.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2014, 11:17:07 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on September 17, 2014, 10:29:28 PM
Another win, another QS.

5 straight starts without allowing a homer.

Greatly enjoying the Kyle Hendricks Experience.

Against teams that have already seen his stuff. I know it's fashionable to compare him to Maddux, but he keeps reminding me of Buehrle.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2014, 02:06:20 AM »
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 11:17:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 17, 2014, 10:29:28 PM
Another win, another QS.

5 straight starts without allowing a homer.

Greatly enjoying the Kyle Hendricks Experience.

Against teams that have already seen his stuff. I know it's fashionable to compare him to Maddux, but he keeps reminding me of Buehrle.

You mean he keeps making you think he's a colossal cunt?
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Kyle Hendricks Low Velocity Assassin Splooge Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2014, 08:11:04 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on September 18, 2014, 02:06:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 11:17:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 17, 2014, 10:29:28 PM
Another win, another QS.

5 straight starts without allowing a homer.

Greatly enjoying the Kyle Hendricks Experience.

Against teams that have already seen his stuff. I know it's fashionable to compare him to Maddux, but he keeps reminding me of Buehrle.

You mean he keeps making you think he's a colossal cunt?

A colossal cunt who gets guys out without ever ticking 90 on the radar gun, yeah.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16