2015: The Back To The Future Season

[SKO]

It's a minor/temporary thing, but the entirety of bench today is David Ross, Miguel Montero and Chris Coghlan. That's ... gross.

Mack Seizure would look nice on the bench instead of David Ross, but Ross is swell, so who cares?

[Yeti]

It's a minor/temporary thing, but the entirety of bench today is David Ross, Miguel Montero and Chris Coghlan. That's ... gross.

Mack Seizure would look nice on the bench instead of David Ross, but Ross is swell, so who cares?

Jake Arrieta would want David Ross on his side in a fight. He's useful

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It's a minor/temporary thing, but the entirety of bench today is David Ross, Miguel Montero and Chris Coghlan. That's ... gross.

Mack Seizure would look nice on the bench instead of David Ross, but Ross is swell, so who cares?

Winner.

[SKO]

I just love that it's game 15 and the Cubs have already had 978 instances where an extra bench spot would be REALLY FUCKING USEFUL, and there's still people contending "David Ross can't hurt the Cubs that much!"

[Yeti]

It's a minor/temporary thing, but the entirety of bench today is David Ross, Miguel Montero and Chris Coghlan. That's ... gross.

FWIW, Jesse Rogers just said Fowler is available to pinch hit

[Eli]

It's a minor/temporary thing, but the entirety of bench today is David Ross, Miguel Montero and Chris Coghlan. That's ... gross.

FWIW, Jesse Rogers just said Fowler is available to pinch hit

That does help.

[SKO]

I just love that it's game 15 and the Cubs have already had 978 instances where an extra bench spot would be REALLY FUCKING USEFUL, and there's still people contending "David Ross can't hurt the Cubs that much!"

FUCK it's silent in here.

[Oleg]

I'm about 98% sure that the 10 day rule doesn't apply if The Cubs DL someone.

[ChuckD]

I just love that it's game 15 and the Cubs have already had 978 instances where an extra bench spot would be REALLY FUCKING USEFUL, and there's still people contending "David Ross can't hurt the Cubs that much!"

FUCK it's silent in here.

People who deserve your anger for David Ross' presence on the active roster in descending order of relevance:

1. Jepstink
2a. Jon Lester
2b. Joe Maddon
3. David Ross

[Powdered Toast Man]

I just love that it's game 15 and the Cubs have already had 978 instances where an extra bench spot would be REALLY FUCKING USEFUL, and there's still people contending "David Ross can't hurt the Cubs that much!"

FUCK it's silent in here.

People who deserve your anger for David Ross' presence on the active roster in descending order of relevance:

1. Jepstink
2a. Jon Lester
2b. Joe Maddon
3. David Ross

THI

[Oleg]

I just love that it's game 15 and the Cubs have already had 978 instances where an extra bench spot would be REALLY FUCKING USEFUL, and there's still people contending "David Ross can't hurt the Cubs that much!"

FUCK it's silent in here.

People who deserve your anger for David Ross' presence on the active roster in descending order of relevance:

1. Jepstink
2a. Jon Lester
2b. Joe Maddon
3. David Ross

THI

This is some mighty fine bullshit toleratin'.

[Bort]

Guys, when the fuck did we start not blaming players for being worthless sacks of shit? It's a disturbing trend, that leads to the acceptance of Gutless Fucking Assholery.

[Tonker]

Guys, when the fuck did we start not blaming players for being worthless sacks of shit? It's a disturbing trend, that leads to the acceptance of Gutless Fucking Assholery.

This is the problem with Desipio being a closed shop.  We're all getting older, and milder, and there's no new, young blood to remind us of when we used to be fucking PUNK, man.

[Eli]

I just love that it's game 15 and the Cubs have already had 978 instances where an extra bench spot would be REALLY FUCKING USEFUL, and there's still people contending "David Ross can't hurt the Cubs that much!"

FUCK it's silent in here.

People who deserve your anger for David Ross' presence on the active roster in descending order of relevance:

1. Jepstink
2a. Jon Lester
2b. Joe Maddon
3. David Ross

OK, so let's all be mad at Jepstink about this.

[Bort]

Guys, when the fuck did we start not blaming players for being worthless sacks of shit? It's a disturbing trend, that leads to the acceptance of Gutless Fucking Assholery.

This is the problem with Desipio being a closed shop.  We're all getting older, and milder, and there's no new, young blood to remind us of when we used to be fucking PUNK, man.

The HATEWAGON is in mothballs, sadly rusted. If Aaron Miles were signed today, we'd throw him a parade.