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PenFoe

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Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« on: May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM »
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.
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Re: John Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here. 

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.
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PenFoe

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2015, 03:32:09 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.


His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2015, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.


His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

We'll definitely bump this thread when he gets his first hit sometime in 2018.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2015, 04:16:47 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on May 27, 2015, 03:58:55 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.


His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

We'll definitely bump this thread when he gets his first hit sometime in 2018.

0-for-the-season, 0-for-$155 million, 0-for-America.

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2015, 04:28:12 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.


His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

PenFoe

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2015, 04:31:49 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2015, 04:28:12 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.


His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

I don't spell it at all.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Bort

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2015, 04:34:35 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 04:31:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2015, 04:28:12 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.


His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

I don't spell it at all.

We get it: you're not very bright.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

PenFoe

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2015, 04:36:02 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2015, 04:34:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 04:31:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2015, 04:28:12 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.


His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

I don't spell it at all.

We get it: you're not very bright.

At least I'm not a terrible Jew.

WAIT
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2015, 04:38:01 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 04:36:02 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2015, 04:34:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 04:31:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2015, 04:28:12 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 27, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 27, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
Pretty glad this dude is here.  

He deserves a thread.

Where's the splooge thread for Jon Lester, though?

Right here, dude.

Too late, your erroneous thread title is preserved forever in my reply.


His parents are as dumb as Bort's. 

You're a terrible Jew if you spell it "Johnathan."

I don't spell it at all.

We get it: you're not very bright.

At least I'm not a terrible Jew.

WAIT

*tents fingers*

Everything is falling into pl...wait, what?
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ChuckD

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Re: John Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2015, 09:28:00 PM »
Wasn't able to watch him closely, but what I saw looked pretty good tonight. Seams like he's back in form.

PenFoe

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Re: John Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2015, 10:38:29 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on May 27, 2015, 09:28:00 PM
Wasn't able to watch him closely, but what I saw looked pretty good tonight. Seams like he's back in form.

He was pretty good.

Scherzer was just way better.
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Re: Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2015, 09:34:27 AM »
Pre-emptive motivational joo-joo push for Our guy Jon tonight.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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