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thehawk

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Re: No bologna
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2015, 03:10:09 PM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: No bologna
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2015, 05:24:24 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on July 17, 2015, 03:10:09 PM
Quote from: thehawk on July 03, 2015, 02:48:37 PM
Hot Doug's now in the Wrigley field bleachers

http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150703/wrigleyville/hot-doug-sausages-will-be-sold-at-wrigley-field-starting-friday

Better than the bleachers Al and those like him deserve.

There's nothing wrong with sitting there, per se.  Who doesn't want to catch a giant Kris Bryant dong?  Season tickets, though, or constantly paying more to sit farther away with no extra amenities or room, now that's weird.

Or maybe all of that is fine and it's just the true-fan superiority those who sit there try to lord over the filthy Terrace Reserved-bound peasants.
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Re: No bologna
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2015, 09:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 17, 2015, 05:24:24 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on July 17, 2015, 03:10:09 PM
Quote from: thehawk on July 03, 2015, 02:48:37 PM
Hot Doug's now in the Wrigley field bleachers

http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150703/wrigleyville/hot-doug-sausages-will-be-sold-at-wrigley-field-starting-friday

Better than the bleachers Al and those like him deserve.

There's nothing wrong with sitting there, per se.  Who doesn't want to catch a giant Kris Bryant dong?  Season tickets, though, or constantly paying more to sit farther away with no extra amenities or room, now that's weird.

Or maybe all of that is fine and it's just the true-fan superiority those who sit there try to lord over the filthy Terrace Reserved-bound peasants.

"True fans" - 99% of which clear out after 9 if the games goes into extras. Say what you want about Alvin, at least he stays until the end of a ballgame*

*mainly due to not having anywhere else to go
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Tonker

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Re: No bologna
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2015, 09:09:16 PM »
Every time I see this thread title, I spend the next hour with The Breeders going round my head.  Just thought I'd mention it.
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Re: No bologna
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2015, 10:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on July 17, 2015, 09:09:16 PM
Every time I see this thread title, I spend the next hour with The Breeders going round my head.  Just thought I'd mention it.

I assume you're referring to "No Aloha," a song which is stuck in my head a really surprising amount of the time.
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Re: No bologna
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2015, 09:50:06 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on July 17, 2015, 09:09:16 PM
Every time I see this thread title, I spend the next hour with The Breeders going round my head.  Just thought I'd mention it.

I see it and think Al died.

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Re: No bologna
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2015, 05:16:55 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 18, 2015, 09:50:06 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 17, 2015, 09:09:16 PM
Every time I see this thread title, I spend the next hour with The Breeders going round my head.  Just thought I'd mention it.

I see it and think Al died.

Me too.
Wishful thinking I guess.
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Re: No bologna
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2015, 08:39:43 PM »
Quote from: Bort on July 17, 2015, 10:34:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 17, 2015, 09:09:16 PM
Every time I see this thread title, I spend the next hour with The Breeders going round my head.  Just thought I'd mention it.

I assume you're referring to "No Aloha," a song which is stuck in my head a really surprising amount of the time.

Yes.  Catchy sonofabitch, eh?
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.