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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #150 on: July 24, 2016, 02:42:43 PM »
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #151 on: July 25, 2016, 08:32:48 PM »
Pssst....Darwin Barney is outslugging you by 70 points...maybe do something about it
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #152 on: July 25, 2016, 09:38:38 PM »
He beat out two double plays today! Add this game to his season highlight reel.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #153 on: July 25, 2016, 10:26:39 PM »
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #154 on: July 25, 2016, 10:29:52 PM »
Eat a dick, Jason
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #155 on: July 26, 2016, 10:18:54 AM »
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2016, 10:29:52 PM
Eat a dick, Jason

Yes, let it flow through you.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #156 on: July 26, 2016, 10:23:12 AM »
I'm not really sure he should be playing every day at this point.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #157 on: July 26, 2016, 01:27:32 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 26, 2016, 10:23:12 AM
I'm not really sure he should be playing every day at this point.

They should DH for him tonight.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #158 on: July 28, 2016, 02:44:12 PM »
Benched against Sale. Szczur in LF, Fowler in CF, Zo in RF.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #159 on: July 29, 2016, 02:33:57 PM »
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #160 on: August 01, 2016, 12:37:16 AM »
Dare I say ... bump? Came within inches of ending the game and capped it with a gorgeous slide to score the winning run. Keep this up, Jason! We want to rub your success into the BFIB's faces!
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #161 on: August 01, 2016, 12:42:01 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 01, 2016, 12:37:16 AM
Dare I say ... bump? Came within inches of ending the game and capped it with a gorgeous slide to score the winning run. Keep this up, Jason! We want to rub your success into the BFIB's faces!

Yeah he made the whole thing happen. Screaming double and two absolutely masterful pieces of baserunning
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #162 on: August 03, 2016, 04:02:54 PM »
#Clutch
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #163 on: August 10, 2016, 11:13:29 AM »
His swing was very ugly, very mistimed, and very not good last night. Against a guy that throws 88 mph. I just don't know. He should have teed off on Weaver. He had several meatballs to crush, but let them float across the middle of the plate untouched.

I will never hate on Heyward at all. He leaves it out there on defense with every breath he takes. I'm not expecting much of anything down the stretch from him. All I can really hope for is that he takes his walks and makes productive outs with RISP. I mean I want the moon for this guy, but I think this year on offense is shot.
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Re: The "Jason Heyward Drinks Delicious Cardinal Tears" Sploogetime Thread
« Reply #164 on: August 10, 2016, 11:44:33 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 10, 2016, 11:13:29 AM
His swing was very ugly, very mistimed, and very not good last night. Against a guy that throws 88 mph. I just don't know. He should have teed off on Weaver. He had several meatballs to crush, but let them float across the middle of the plate untouched.

I will never hate on Heyward at all. He leaves it out there on defense with every breath he takes. I'm not expecting much of anything down the stretch from him. All I can really hope for is that he takes his walks and makes productive outs with RISP. I mean I want the moon for this guy, but I think this year on offense is shot.

At this point I'm just hoping he has an inexplicably hot postseason, which would pretty much make up for everything.
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