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Wheezer

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Re: Totally Listenable
« Reply #60 on: September 13, 2018, 11:31:11 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 13, 2018, 03:21:38 PM
Know what? Either I don't mind Coomer as much these days, or he's actually become listenable.

He's got decent pipes, says intelligent things more frequently, and is fat. What's not to like?
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Re: Totally Listenable
« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2018, 03:27:27 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 13, 2018, 03:21:38 PM
Know what? Either I don't mind Coomer as much these days, or he's actually become listenable.

I'm absolutely fine with Coomer.  Zaidman, on the other hand, sounds like he's permanently terrified of saying anything interesting.  I wonder if anybody's explained to him what color commentary means?  Most of the time he's doing play-by-play, badly, long after Pat's already taken care of it.
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Re: Totally Listenable
« Reply #62 on: September 14, 2018, 09:10:12 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on September 14, 2018, 03:27:27 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 13, 2018, 03:21:38 PM
Know what? Either I don't mind Coomer as much these days, or he's actually become listenable.

I'm absolutely fine with Coomer.  Zaidman, on the other hand, sounds like he's permanently terrified of saying anything interesting.  I wonder if anybody's explained to him what color commentary means?  Most of the time he's doing play-by-play, badly, long after Pat's already taken care of it.

He's a color commentator whose color happens to be beige.
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Re: Totally Listenable
« Reply #63 on: September 14, 2018, 11:43:12 AM »
Yeah, Coomer has improved.  Granted, he began with a pretty low bar--and he's still not that great-- but I'll give him credit for improving.  Not as many brainless "I agree, Pat"'s, and pointless giggling that there were in the beginning.  He still resorts to ham-handed platitudes like many ex-jock-turned-ballplayers but his analysis has in fact gotten sharper than it was (like I said, low bar).  Compared to Jim Desahies, he sucks but considering how long we were cruelly exposed to the pointless exercise of  propping up Ron Santo--who had no absolutely interest in edifying the listeners--I shouldn't really complain about Coomer.

And Zaidman's terrible.  I miss Mark Grote.
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Re: Totally Listenable
« Reply #64 on: September 30, 2018, 06:24:49 PM »
JD:
"Wisdom strikes out. Sounds like a bumper sticker."

At the end of every regular season I get a little bummed about missing our daily comfort broadcasts.
Playoff announcing sucks.
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Re: Totally Listenable
« Reply #65 on: October 01, 2018, 08:41:11 AM »
Quote from: flannj on September 30, 2018, 06:24:49 PM
JD:
"Wisdom strikes out. Sounds like a bumper sticker."

At the end of every regular season I get a little bummed about missing our daily comfort broadcasts.
Playoff announcing sucks.

Another JD gem: "Martinez approaches the ball as if it were a rapid possum"
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Re: Totally Listenable
« Reply #66 on: May 12, 2019, 11:31:09 AM »
The CBC's "Spark" on umps and robo-umps.
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