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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1080 on: September 16, 2016, 10:14:51 PM »
DPD.

"Backing in" is the '98 Cubs, who last 6 of their last 8 regularly-scheduled games before Neifi Perez TRULY saved their season by homering off Robb Nenn and giving them a reprieve which they--finally-- took advantage of.

People are bitter shitheels
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1081 on: September 17, 2016, 05:45:10 PM »
Throwing fastballs down the middle to Ryan Braun seems to be going well.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1082 on: September 17, 2016, 06:07:48 PM »
Yeah, with the exception of Cahill, the rest of the staff looked shitty today.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1083 on: September 18, 2016, 03:59:32 PM »
Three out of four against the Brewers?  DOOM!
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1084 on: September 19, 2016, 11:43:00 AM »
I just stumbled across this video about Matt Szczur.

Helluva guy.

I take no responsibility for any dust that may be in the room.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1085 on: September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM »
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1086 on: September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because "BUT THE CARDINALS ARE WINNING THE SEASON SERIES" is a thing I heard a lot before that last series in St. Louis, as though that proved that the Cardinals are actually better than the Cubs and misfortune and injury are all that have led to the gap in the standings. Even though the Cardinals have won exactly one of the five series they've played this year.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1087 on: September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM »
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1088 on: September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM »
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1089 on: September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM »
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1090 on: September 23, 2016, 02:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.

True, but in the interim you have to understand that I am surrounded by the most intolerable Cardinals fans in the world out here in bugtussle and I don't want them to have even the slightest of joys in the rest of their miserable lives.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1091 on: September 23, 2016, 02:40:24 PM »
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:17:53 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.

True, but in the interim you have to understand that I am surrounded by the most intolerable Cardinals fans in the world out here in bugtussle and I don't want them to have even the slightest of joys in the rest of their miserable lives. stupid shit that would be washed away by the Cubs winning it all.

I'm not saying those people you describe don't exist, but if you actually let something like that bother you in this scenario then I can't help you. 
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1092 on: September 23, 2016, 02:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 02:40:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:17:53 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.

True, but in the interim you have to understand that I am surrounded by the most intolerable Cardinals fans in the world out here in bugtussle and I don't want them to have even the slightest of joys in the rest of their miserable lives. stupid shit that would be washed away by the Cubs winning it all.

I'm not saying those people you describe don't exist, but if you actually let something like that bother you in this scenario then I can't help you. 

I said "in the interim", as in between now and when the Cubs do win it all. Until then these 1908 screaming bastards take any shots they can at the Cubs.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1093 on: September 23, 2016, 02:50:21 PM »
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 02:40:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:17:53 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.

True, but in the interim you have to understand that I am surrounded by the most intolerable Cardinals fans in the world out here in bugtussle and I don't want them to have even the slightest of joys in the rest of their miserable lives. stupid shit that would be washed away by the Cubs winning it all.

I'm not saying those people you describe don't exist, but if you actually let something like that bother you in this scenario then I can't help you. 

I said "in the interim", as in between now and when the Cubs do win it all. Until then these 1908 screaming bastards take any shots they can at the Cubs.

Oh....yeah well I stand by my point.  Fuck those assholes.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1094 on: September 23, 2016, 03:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If When the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.