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SKO

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The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:36:09 AM »
I don't know if we have something like this, we probably should, if we already do I apologize.

But fuck this fucking guy: Billy Hamilton. Mother fucker has a career line of .241/.288/.331/.619 and hits .322/.381/.504/.885 against the Cubs, which is especially aggravating given his speed and the fact that the Cubs don't really control the running game for shit.

I mean, they still usually kick the shit out of the Reds, but fuck this fucking guy.
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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2016, 09:50:02 AM »
Give him a spot on the T79 Cub Killers of Kerm's time

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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2016, 12:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 14, 2016, 09:50:02 AM
Give him a spot on the T79 Cub Killers of Kerm's time

Who's "Kerm?"
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Saul Goodman

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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2016, 02:56:13 PM »
I didn't know Jerome had a brother. Who is this dude?
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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2016, 03:05:15 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 15, 2016, 02:56:13 PM
I didn't know Jerome had a brother. Who is this dude?

Greg Maddux apparently.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM »
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.
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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2017, 08:30:58 AM »
The Brewers' outfielders. They're all a bunch of asscastles.
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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.

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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2017, 05:15:05 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Ryan Braun was born in Canada.  That's two strikes.
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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2017, 07:05:53 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 19, 2017, 05:15:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Ryan Braun was born in Canada.  That's two strikes.
California.

Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.

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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2017, 07:40:09 AM »
Quote from: Shooter on May 19, 2017, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 19, 2017, 05:15:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Ryan Braun was born in Canada.  That's two strikes.
California.

Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.

Let me introduce you to a fella named Corey Perry...
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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2017, 11:59:06 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 21, 2017, 07:40:09 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 19, 2017, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 19, 2017, 05:15:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)

I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.

Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Ryan Braun was born in Canada.  That's two strikes.
California.

Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.

Let me introduce you to a fella named Corey Perry...

Justin Bieber's on line 1.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2017, 01:12:15 AM »
Ruggiano's Revenge
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Fuck This Fucking Guy Thread
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM »
Fuck John Lackey.
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