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Oleg

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Dead and Balanced
« on: May 18, 2017, 08:08:37 AM »

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2017, 08:51:28 AM »
Dick Cheney outlasts another one.
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ChuckD

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2017, 10:36:06 AM »
Roger Ailed

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2017, 10:42:01 AM »
Baron Harkonnen outlasts another one.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2017, 10:57:47 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on May 18, 2017, 10:36:06 AM
Roger Ailed

This is good.

Looks like Roger chose the Joe Paterno Package.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2017, 12:36:44 PM »
"Leaves behind his wife and 3 chins."

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2017, 02:02:34 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 18, 2017, 12:36:44 PM
"Leaves behind his wife and 3 chins."

I read this and immediately and wishfully thought of Joe West.
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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2017, 02:32:06 PM »
Quote from: flannj on May 18, 2017, 02:02:34 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 18, 2017, 12:36:44 PM
"Leaves behind his wife and 3 chins."

I read this and immediately and wishfully thought of Joe West.

Joe also wishes he had only three chins.
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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2017, 12:54:00 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 18, 2017, 10:42:01 AM
Baron Harkonnen outlasts another one.

I still think Terry Gross is kept alive in a tank.
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flannj

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2017, 09:37:22 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 19, 2017, 12:54:00 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 18, 2017, 10:42:01 AM
Baron Harkonnen outlasts another one.

I still think Terry Gross is kept alive in a tank.

Don't GIS Terry Gross.
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2017, 09:55:46 AM »
Quote from: flannj on May 19, 2017, 09:37:22 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 19, 2017, 12:54:00 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 18, 2017, 10:42:01 AM
Baron Harkonnen outlasts another one.

I still think Terry Gross is kept alive in a tank.

Don't GIS Terry Gross.

Nobody has ever looked (and sounded) more like a lesbian without actually being a lesbian.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2017, 10:09:21 AM »
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on May 19, 2017, 09:55:46 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 19, 2017, 09:37:22 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 19, 2017, 12:54:00 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 18, 2017, 10:42:01 AM
Baron Harkonnen outlasts another one.

I still think Terry Gross is kept alive in a tank.

Don't GIS Terry Gross.

Nobody has ever looked (and sounded) more like a lesbian without actually being a lesbian.

Bobby Hull?
TIME TO POST!

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flannj

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2017, 10:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 19, 2017, 10:09:21 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on May 19, 2017, 09:55:46 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 19, 2017, 09:37:22 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 19, 2017, 12:54:00 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 18, 2017, 10:42:01 AM
Baron Harkonnen outlasts another one.

I still think Terry Gross is kept alive in a tank.

Don't GIS Terry Gross.

Nobody has ever looked (and sounded) more like a lesbian without actually being a lesbian.

Bobby Hull?

Don Imus?
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2017, 10:21:35 AM »
Quote from: flannj on May 19, 2017, 10:18:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 19, 2017, 10:09:21 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on May 19, 2017, 09:55:46 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 19, 2017, 09:37:22 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 19, 2017, 12:54:00 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 18, 2017, 10:42:01 AM
Baron Harkonnen outlasts another one.

I still think Terry Gross is kept alive in a tank.

Don't GIS Terry Gross.

Nobody has ever looked (and sounded) more like a lesbian without actually being a lesbian.

Bobby Hull?

Don Imus?

Let me amend that...No woman has ever looked (and sounded) more like a lesbian without actually being one than Terry Gross.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: Dead and Balanced
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2017, 10:51:36 AM »
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on May 19, 2017, 10:21:35 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 19, 2017, 10:18:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 19, 2017, 10:09:21 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on May 19, 2017, 09:55:46 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 19, 2017, 09:37:22 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 19, 2017, 12:54:00 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 18, 2017, 10:42:01 AM
Baron Harkonnen outlasts another one.

I still think Terry Gross is kept alive in a tank.

Don't GIS Terry Gross.

Nobody has ever looked (and sounded) more like a lesbian without actually being a lesbian.

Bobby Hull?

Don Imus?

Let me amend that...No woman has ever looked (and sounded) more like a lesbian without actually being one than Terry Gross.

I thought you were talking about Roger Ailes.