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The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« on: July 31, 2017, 09:11:28 AM »
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2017, 09:07:25 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 31, 2017, 09:11:28 AM


Ok, I fucking laughed.

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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2017, 08:17:36 AM »
Quote from: flannj on July 31, 2017, 09:07:25 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 31, 2017, 09:11:28 AM


Ok, I fucking laughed.

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Since the World Series, it's my job to make sure Cub fans don't lose their innate sense of self-loathing.

How'm I doin'?
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2017, 09:25:40 AM »
I hate that I got that without the picture.
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2017, 09:49:55 PM »
More like Guar-on-teed bad. When will he stop sucking? Because I think that would be neat.
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2017, 08:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2017, 09:49:55 PM
More like Guar-on-teed bad. When will he stop sucking? Because I think that would be neat.

Yeah, what the hell? The Cubs traded for Justin Wilson and got Kyle Farnsworth.
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2017, 08:35:59 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 16, 2017, 08:12:35 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2017, 09:49:55 PM
More like Guar-on-teed bad. When will he stop sucking? Because I think that would be neat.

Yeah, what the hell? The Cubs traded for Justin Wilson and got Kyle Farnsworth.

when stupid greedy Ricketts disrespected history and moved the bullpens all of the relievers got some kind of disease that keeps them from throwing strikes. Wade Davis is walking batters at a career high rate despite his stuff seeming mostly as good as ever.
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2017, 09:58:58 AM »
Maybe it was really the Alex Avilla trade and Wilson was just a throw in?  I'm pretty happy that Caratini isn't starting.
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2017, 10:10:14 AM »
I'll say this--He's been dinged in what all but 1 or 2 of his appearances so far--including last night--but he eventually cleaned up his own mess by getting Cozart and the Vottobot to at least keep the game close.  he needs to be that guy more and hopefully this is has just been a shitty start that he's about to put behind him.
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2017, 04:18:46 PM »
Justin Wilson bears a striking resemblance to a white Felix Heredia.
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2017, 04:20:37 PM »
Quote from: pisomojado8 on August 17, 2017, 04:18:46 PM
Justin Wilson bears a striking resemblance to a white Felix Heredia.

No. He's Felix Herdia and Matt Karchner's lovechild only after contracting syphilis. He sucks.
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2017, 08:06:44 AM »
Shit, this is our karma for what happened when Steve Trout got traded away, isn't it?
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2017, 09:56:48 PM »
Is he fixed now? Maybe?
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2017, 11:23:23 AM »
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Re: The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2017, 01:18:22 PM »
I reserve judgement until he comes through in a high leverage situation.
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