The Justin Wilson Guar-on-teed Splooge thread

[Oleg]

I reserve judgement until he comes through in a high leverage situation.

Because everyone knows the higher the leverage, the more superpowers major league hitters have.

He's getting major league hitters out.  His fastball is fine.  He keeps this up and he's good.

[Quality Start Machine]

I reserve judgement until he comes through in a high leverage situation.

Because everyone knows the higher the leverage, the more superpowers major league hitters have.

He's getting major league hitters out.  His fastball is fine.  He keeps this up and he's good.

the higher the leverage, the more likely a guy like Wilson, who has been struggling, can get stuck inside his own head.  Shit, he stunk out the joint yesterday with nothing on the line.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I reserve judgement until he comes through in a high leverage situation.

Because everyone knows the higher the leverage, the more superpowers major league hitters have.

He's getting major league hitters out.  His fastball is fine.  He keeps this up and he's good.

the higher the leverage, the more likely a guy like Wilson, who has been struggling, can get stuck inside his own head.  Shit, he stunk out the joint yesterday with nothing on the line.

Doesn't your second sentence contradict your  first sentence?

[Quality Start Machine]

I reserve judgement until he comes through in a high leverage situation.

Because everyone knows the higher the leverage, the more superpowers major league hitters have.

He's getting major league hitters out.  His fastball is fine.  He keeps this up and he's good.

the higher the leverage, the more likely a guy like Wilson, who has been struggling, can get stuck inside his own head.  Shit, he stunk out the joint yesterday with nothing on the line.

Doesn't your second sentence contradict your  first sentence?

Not at all. If his problems are mental, you don't want him going in with the game on the line. Joe put has been putting him into situations where he can't cost the Cubs a game. He's still not ready for prime time.

[Saul Goodman]

Update: He continues to suck ass.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Update: He continues to suck ass.

Thought he had gotten straightened out when he had 3 straight good outings 10 days/2 weeks ago but he's gone back to being a head case.  Even if he pitches well again the next 2 weeks I don't know how much he'll be trusted to not revert again.

[Quality Start Machine]

Update: He continues to suck ass.

Thought he had gotten straightened out when he had 3 straight good outings 10 days/2 weeks ago but he's gone back to being a head case.  Even if he pitches well again the next 2 weeks I don't know how much he'll be trusted to not revert again.

He's not getting another non-garbage inning until we change calendars.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Update: He continues to suck ass.

Thought he had gotten straightened out when he had 3 straight good outings 10 days/2 weeks ago but he's gone back to being a head case.  Even if he pitches well again the next 2 weeks I don't know how much he'll be trusted to not revert again.

He's not getting another non-garbage inning until we change calendars.

5778 is next week.

[CBStew]

Update: He continues to suck ass.

Thought he had gotten straightened out when he had 3 straight good outings 10 days/2 weeks ago but he's gone back to being a head case.  Even if he pitches well again the next 2 weeks I don't know how much he'll be trusted to not revert again.

He's not getting another non-garbage inning until we change calendars.

5778 is next week.

2017 seems like yesterday.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Update: He continues to suck ass.

Thought he had gotten straightened out when he had 3 straight good outings 10 days/2 weeks ago but he's gone back to being a head case.  Even if he pitches well again the next 2 weeks I don't know how much he'll be trusted to not revert again.

He's not getting another non-garbage inning until we change calendars.

5778 is next week.

2017 seems like yesterday.

I just ordered more checks.

[SKO]

At this point Chuck's Jewish check jokes have cycled all of the way around from groanworthy to laughable because they're so predictable and bad, like puns.

[CBStew]

At this point Chuck's Jewish check jokes have cycled all of the way around from groanworthy to laughable because they're so predictable and bad, like puns.

He mails them in.

[Quality Start Machine]

At this point Chuck's Jewish check jokes have cycled all of the way around from groanworthy to laughable because they're so predictable and bad, like puns.

He mails them in.

At first I thought Stew said "nails" and I was all like, "whoa, wrong religion."

[Chuck to Chuck]

At this point Chuck's Jewish check jokes have cycled all of the way around from groanworthy to laughable because they're so predictable and bad, like puns.

He mails them in.

At first I thought Stew said "nails" and I was all like, "whoa, wrong religion."

Yeah. This is not my god.

[Quality Start Machine]

At this point Chuck's Jewish check jokes have cycled all of the way around from groanworthy to laughable because they're so predictable and bad, like puns.

He mails them in.

At first I thought Stew said "nails" and I was all like, "whoa, wrong religion."

Yeah. This is not my god.

Geez, Morph has let himself go.