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SKO

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #105 on: September 18, 2017, 09:53:51 AM »
Quote from: R-V on September 18, 2017, 09:50:34 AM
.286/.364/.449 in 55 September PA's with a 115 wRC+

He has now earned that $184 M and SKO must destroy his computer.

I'm legitimately mad that whenever Heyward does something good I don't even get a FYSKO. What the fuck does a guy have to do to earn his own FY around here.
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2017, 10:00:20 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 18, 2017, 09:53:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on September 18, 2017, 09:50:34 AM
.286/.364/.449 in 55 September PA's with a 115 wRC+

He has now earned that $184 M and SKO must destroy his computer.

I'm legitimately mad that whenever Heyward does something good I don't even get a FYSKO. What the fuck does a guy have to do to earn his own FY around here.

wear a belt.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #107 on: September 22, 2017, 10:26:20 PM »
Top notch AB there. That first-pitch popup was all the way out of the infield too, strategically keeping the bases loaded.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

The Big Cheese

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #108 on: September 23, 2017, 12:02:41 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2017, 10:26:20 PM
Top notch AB there. That first-pitch popup was all the way out of the infield too, strategically keeping the bases loaded.

Impeccable timing after the LaStella walk.

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #109 on: October 12, 2017, 07:23:50 PM »
Answer: No
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #110 on: October 12, 2017, 08:22:10 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 12, 2017, 07:23:50 PM
Answer: No

No worries, it's not an elimination game or anything. Let's put it all on Heyward's bat, what could go wrong
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SKO

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #111 on: October 12, 2017, 08:57:38 PM »
Fuck this bag of shit and fuck Joe for letting him take that at bat
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #112 on: October 12, 2017, 09:18:03 PM »
Quote from: SKO on October 12, 2017, 08:57:38 PM
Fuck this bag of shit and fuck Joe for letting him take that at bat

Deep breaths.
M'lady.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #113 on: October 12, 2017, 09:48:08 PM »
F*cking useless. Come on man. We're dying to root for you. Do something.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Saul Goodman

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #114 on: October 12, 2017, 11:29:19 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 12, 2017, 09:48:08 PM
F*cking useless. Come on man. We're dying to root for you. Do something.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #115 on: October 13, 2017, 12:38:28 PM »
The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #116 on: October 13, 2017, 12:39:43 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on October 13, 2017, 12:38:28 PM
The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

You don't say.
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SKO

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #117 on: October 13, 2017, 01:12:10 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 13, 2017, 12:39:43 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 13, 2017, 12:38:28 PM
The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

You don't say.

Yes you alone have had the balls to register displeasure with Jason Heyward's offensive performance. Not like there's an entire thread devoted to that.

I spent much of the game yesterday thinking how much easier that game could have been if Heyward had delivered ANY of the three times he had a chance to drive in a run even with a fucking infield single. If they'd lost I'd have spent the whole offseason putting pins in my Heyward voodoo doll.
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #118 on: October 13, 2017, 01:23:33 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 13, 2017, 12:39:43 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 13, 2017, 12:38:28 PM
The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

You don't say.

Hey, that's affirmation after he fucked up the next two chances to deliver.  We're in total agreement on this one.   Of course, he made a hell of a catch in right, but Christ he hits the ball weakly (or not at all).
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #119 on: October 13, 2017, 03:55:05 PM »
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2017, 01:12:10 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 13, 2017, 12:39:43 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 13, 2017, 12:38:28 PM
The answer to the question is "no."  That's "no."

You don't say.

Yes you alone have had the balls to register displeasure with Jason Heyward's offensive performance. Not like there's an entire thread devoted to that.

I spent much of the game yesterday thinking how much easier that game could have been if Heyward had delivered ANY of the three times he had a chance to drive in a run even with a fucking infield single. If they'd lost I'd have spent the whole offseason putting pins in my Heyward voodoo doll.

I was commenting on the how it was said, not the what, but you be you.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?