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Saul Goodman

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Drop the Mic
« on: October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM »
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2017, 10:15:28 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Saul Goodman

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2017, 04:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2017, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2017, 08:22:22 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2017, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Saul Goodman

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2017, 10:54:14 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2017, 08:22:22 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2017, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2017, 11:00:38 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 12, 2017, 10:54:14 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2017, 08:22:22 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2017, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

xhamster has a pretty solid collection of old Swedish Erotica videos, so yeah. I win.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Bort

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2017, 04:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2017, 11:00:38 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 12, 2017, 10:54:14 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2017, 08:22:22 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2017, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

xhamster has a pretty solid collection of old Swedish Erotica videos, so yeah. I win.

And now, having read this, I clearly lose.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

Saul Goodman

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2017, 06:44:55 PM »
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2017, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2017, 11:00:38 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 12, 2017, 10:54:14 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2017, 08:22:22 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2017, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

xhamster has a pretty solid collection of old Swedish Erotica videos, so yeah. I win.

And now, having read this, I clearly lose.

We all have.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2017, 08:22:28 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 12, 2017, 06:44:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2017, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2017, 11:00:38 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 12, 2017, 10:54:14 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 12, 2017, 08:22:22 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 11, 2017, 10:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 11, 2017, 03:08:45 AM
Can James Corden just stop? Look at this:



What the fuck is that? And who asked for this? Aside from the obvious racial problems with a white Englishman cosplaying a pimp and taking a giant shit on the entire genre of rap, who keeps giving this fatass no-talent assclown money? Fuck off back to England already, you Iggy Azalea wannabe hack.

It must suck to have a TV that only gets one channel.

It must suck not watching the Cubs in the playoffs and missing the incessant ads for this abomination of a show.

I spend intermissions looking at porn.

WINNER = ME

Are you though?

xhamster has a pretty solid collection of old Swedish Erotica videos, so yeah. I win.

And now, having read this, I clearly lose.

We all have.

Seka > James Corden. It's science.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Saul Goodman

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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Drop the Mic
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2017, 08:16:37 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 16, 2017, 02:33:26 AM
UPDATE: No-talent assclown makes assclown of himself trying to tell assclown jokes.

This reminds me of when Gilbert Gottfried appeared at a roast of Hugh HEfner shortly after 9/11, and told a 9/11-related joke. Needless to say, he completely lost the room (to make matters worse - if they could be - it was in NY).

He was able to bail himself out by telling The Aristocrats. Corden lacks the ability to bail himself out.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16