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Mother gets her revenge...
« on: January 08, 2018, 11:14:53 AM »
Jerry Van Dyke, age 86, complications from a automobile accident.
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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2018, 11:52:37 AM »
Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2018, 02:03:57 PM »
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 11:52:37 AM
Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2018, 02:36:09 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 11:52:37 AM
Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2018, 03:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 02:36:09 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 11:52:37 AM
Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2018, 03:42:07 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 02:36:09 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 11:52:37 AM
Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

Much as Chuck's pedantry is annoying, he's right: nearly everybody who thinks they have a goatee actually has a van Dyke, which is a goatee with connecting moustache.  A goatee is, of course, named after the beard of the goat, which doesn't have a moustache.  I have the exact opposite of a goatee.
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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2018, 08:19:13 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 09, 2018, 03:42:07 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 02:36:09 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 11:52:37 AM
Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

Much as Chuck's pedantry is annoying, he's right: nearly everybody who thinks they have a goatee actually has a van Dyke, which is a goatee with connecting moustache.  A goatee is, of course, named after the beard of the goat, which doesn't have a moustache.  I have the exact opposite of a goatee.

A goatass?

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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2018, 09:49:06 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2018, 08:19:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 09, 2018, 03:42:07 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 02:36:09 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 11:52:37 AM
Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

Much as Chuck's pedantry is annoying, he's right: nearly everybody who thinks they have a goatee actually has a van Dyke, which is a goatee with connecting moustache.  A goatee is, of course, named after the beard of the goat, which doesn't have a moustache.  I have the exact opposite of a goatee.

A goatass?

No, Chuck.
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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2018, 10:21:15 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 09, 2018, 09:49:06 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2018, 08:19:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 09, 2018, 03:42:07 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 02:36:09 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 08, 2018, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 08, 2018, 11:52:37 AM
Damn, I had the wrong Van Dyke.

The one on your face isn't that bad.

That's a goatee, IDITO.

A goatee and a Van Dyke are two types of beard styles worn by men. They are both quite popular, but the Van Dyke is often more popular and is more often considered a professional look. The two styles are often confused because of their similarities, but a goatee only covers the chin, while a Van Dyke also includes a mustache.

Maybe you meant goatse?

Much as Chuck's pedantry is annoying, he's right: nearly everybody who thinks they have a goatee actually has a van Dyke, which is a goatee with connecting moustache.  A goatee is, of course, named after the beard of the goat, which doesn't have a moustache.  I have the exact opposite of a goatee.

A goatass?

No, Chuck.

And now we're back to normal.  You're welcome.

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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2018, 11:31:18 AM »
Luther Van Dam deserved better than this thread.
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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2018, 11:42:50 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 09, 2018, 11:31:18 AM
Luther Van Dam deserved better than this thread.

Out-coached?
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2018, 01:53:14 PM »
Why are we arguing about facial hair when Yeti needs to be putting up the Deadpool post.

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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2018, 03:19:40 AM »
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Re: Mother gets her revenge...
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2018, 04:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on January 09, 2018, 01:53:14 PM
Why are we arguing about facial hair when Yeti needs to be putting up the Deadpool post.

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