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No Deadservations
« on: June 08, 2018, 09:00:07 AM »
Anthony Bourdain, 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?
« Last Edit: June 09, 2018, 10:27:14 AM by Canadouche »
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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 09:59:49 AM »
Cooked.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 12:39:38 PM »
Anthony Bourdaine, 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?

Depression lies.
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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 09:09:06 PM »
Anthony Bourdain   e  , 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?

De-Canada’d

Also, this is an objectively bad and lazy title. Boo. Boo that man. “Graveyard Confidential.” That took two seconds to think of and is way better. Boo!
« Last Edit: June 08, 2018, 09:10:42 PM by Saul Goodman »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2018, 11:00:50 AM »
Anthony Bourdain   e  , 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?

De-Canada’d

Also, this is an objectively bad and lazy title. Boo. Boo that man. “
Graveyard Confidential.” That took two seconds to think of and is way better. Boo!

Or you can just elect to improve on an inferior thread title by dropping in your own suggestion without the lecture, as is generally the custom with the Dead Pool.

86’d.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2018, 12:58:14 PM »
Anthony Bourdain   e  , 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?

De-Canada’d

Also, this is an objectively bad and lazy title. Boo. Boo that man. “
Graveyard Confidential.” That took two seconds to think of and is way better. Boo!

Or you can just elect to improve on an inferior thread title by dropping in your own suggestion without the lecture, as is generally the custom with the Dead Pool.

86’d.

86’d is good! See, that wouldn’t have happened without the griping.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2018, 05:10:08 PM »
Stiff As a Bourdain?
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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2018, 11:38:17 PM »
No Respirations
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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2018, 04:00:45 PM »
O proud death,
 What feast is toward in thine eternal cell

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If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)