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Re: David Bote Bote Bote Rockin Everywhere Thread
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2018, 03:31:49 PM »
I mean, the obvious is good enough sometimes.

Am I the only one who doesn't think your thread title is obvious?

That's actually the first one I thought of, but way too obvious.  Besides, New Day > Black Eyed Peas.
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2018, 05:27:59 PM »
They’re both pretty fucking awful.
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2018, 05:33:58 PM »
They’re both pretty fucking awful.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2018, 11:15:36 PM »
Shit thread title aside, bump for some outstanding Major League plays at third today.
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2018, 03:46:32 AM »
Shit thread title aside, bump for some outstanding Major League plays at third today.

"Bump"? I do not think that word means what you think it means.
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2018, 08:19:53 AM »

David Bote is now leading the major leagues in avg. exit velocity.
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2018, 09:40:45 AM »
How's his defense at second?
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2018, 10:06:01 PM »
DAVID FUCKING BOTE
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2018, 10:26:22 PM »
That was unreal. He killed that ball and his helmet!

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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2018, 10:47:53 PM »
I haven't looked at his actual numbers, but he strikes me as a +VORP short-term fill in for KB.

Hopefully that GW BB will be a good memory to get him through the rest of the Iowa summer.

So it goes.
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2018, 12:48:19 AM »
I haven't looked at his actual numbers, but he strikes me as a +VORP short-term fill in for KB.

Hopefully that GW BB will be a good memory to get him through the rest of the Iowa summer.

So it goes.

He's missing the Iowa State Fair, just so he can hit walk-off, 2-out, 2-strike grand slams in Chicago.  Talk about some backwards priorities.

(To be fair, I don't think any of us were anticipating KB spending the better part of 2 months on the DL)
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2018, 08:51:51 AM »
I haven't looked at his actual numbers, but he strikes me as a +VORP short-term fill in for KB.

Hopefully that GW BB will be a good memory to get him through the rest of the Iowa summer.

So it goes.

He's missing the Iowa State Fair, just so he can hit walk-off, 2-out, 2-strike grand slams in Chicago.  Talk about some backwards priorities.

(To be fair, I don't think any of us were anticipating KB spending the better part of 2 months on the DL)

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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2018, 04:10:25 AM »
Does KB still have options?
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Re: David Bote-O's...so KB's time on the DL isn't booty...splooge thread
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2018, 07:52:28 AM »
Does KB still have options?

He's going to rise like fucking Lazerus on September 1.
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