2018-19 Chicago Blackhawks "Soft Serve Defense" thread

[Quality Start Machine]

After three games, they've scored a fuckload of goals, and have allowed a fuckload minus one.

All they need is a time machine to go back to the mid-80s, and they're in business.

[Oleg]

I'll just keep enjoying this as long as it lasts.  Just don't remind me about the 7 goal outburst vs the Pens last year to start the season.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'll just keep enjoying this as long as it lasts.  Just don't remind me about the 7 goal outburst vs the Pens last year to start the season.

Which was the last time anybody saw or heard from Brandon Saad.

[Quality Start Machine]

Last night the Hawks set an NHL record by allowing 33 shots on goal in the second period.

I'm pretty sure the scorer missed a few.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Hawks are starting to offer "Flex Plans" again, something a team that sells out every game totally does.

[Quality Start Machine]

Third overall pick.

They've drafted well the last couple years, let's see if they can avoid taking the Russian kid who won't come to North America for at least two years.