Cubs bolster bullpen by not putting Tom Gorzelanny in it

You don’t go more than a century between world titles without doing some pretty dumb stuff.  You trade a Hall of Fame outfielder for an old, breaking down pitcher.  You give away a pair of Hall of Fame closers within a six year span.  You write paychecks to...

Bruce Levine needs more Ambien

So what do we really know about ESPN 1000 “baseball insider” Bruce Levine? We know that he lives with his mother’s amateurishly embalmed corpse in a motel where she’s been placed near a window (we don’t know any of this.) We know that at...

Cubs Report: A new error in Cubs baseball…I mean era

A lot has changed in the past seven months for the Cubs.  They have new owners.  They cleaned the bathrooms.  They found an edible brand of hot dogs to serve. But a lot hasn’t changed.  The team still has a huge payroll and lots of holes.  They still...

Try not to gag. There’s more of us to love.

It was inevitable.  Or sort of inevitable.  But I guess being “sort of inevitable” makes no sense.  But some day, you just new that your favorite Cubs bloggers would come together and create a site together.  And that site would be classy and highbrow...