Bearly Pondered – Texans curb stomp Bears

Sep 11, 2016 | Bears, Featured, NFL

Another exciting season of Bears football is underway and…well, OK, another season of Bears football is underway. The long slog towards 7-9 began in Houston, site of this year’s Super Bowl.  As members of the NFL Players Association, Bears players can...

2016 Bears Preview

Sep 8, 2016 | Bears, Featured, NFL

The Bears?  I’m going to actually take the time to write about the Bears?  Why yes I am.  I get my outlet writing about the Cubs every Monday over at The Athletic.  You guys know The Athletic, it’s that really good Chicago sports site that only like six of you...

Bears fans and media really are the worst

Dec 10, 2013 | Bears, Media Hacks

When Jay Cutler left his groin in a pile in DC several weeks ago, we all thought the season was over.  Once again, an injury to the one competent Bears QB on the roster would fell the entire house of cards and we’d have months of terrible football to slog...

The dawn of Trestmania

Sep 6, 2013 | Bears, Featured

Are you ready?  It’s coming.  The long wait is almost over.  It’s just a few hours away.  Our beloved Bears finally take the field for real on Sunday and they face the similarly dressed Cincinnati Bengals.  The game starts at noon, and...

About that extension, Lovie

Dec 30, 2012 | Bears

If it’s over (and it sure feels like it’s over), the Lovie Smith era is going to be remembered for a Super Bowl appearance, a strange, turnover generating defense, a strange turnover generating offense, and three paltry playoff wins in nine seasons. Lovie...

My new favorite picture, ever

May 3, 2012 | Bears, Featured

Emasculating haircut?  Check. Emasculating dog?  Check. Comfy pants? Check. Orange running shoes that Steve Prefontaine likely tested in 1973?  Check. Pink bag filled with rolled up dog shit retrieval bags?  Check. Bemused look?  Check. Giving the old fuck you to...